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plenty of white folks were slaves back in the day

y'all ever seen spartacus?

them african americans need to get over themselves

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You're the only one here talking about slavery.

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african americans
*niggers

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>>1

I love sex slave!

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http://forums.covenantunderground.com/index.php

Don't raid plz or I'll kill myself.

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If I wanted you to raid a site without being a loser and asking
"raid plz"
How would I go by doing this?
And don't give me this "NYPA" shit.

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YTGuru : http://ytguru.net

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>>1

Alpha Power Forum : http://www.thedatingprogram.com/forum/index.php

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>>14-15
Seven year old thread, fuckface.

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>>16
>le first thread on the board sage

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[3:5] He does!

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Gloom and doom ;-;

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So much butthurt.
Can't you post SFBE hate videos on YouTube instead? I'd subscribe to watch you rage and cry.

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http://desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/

Tripcode Explorer is a program that allows you to find words or patterns in tripcodes.

Tripcode Explorer, like all other tripcode searchers (Tripper/Tripper+/tripcrunch), searches by generating random tripcodes and then searching for your text in the results.

Tripcode Explorer is so far the fastest available CPU-based tripcode brute forcer.

This program will also cause your processor to generate more heat than what most benchmarking programs cause. The difference is usually a few degrees Celsius.

The tenth, last character in a tripcode result can only be one of the following: .26AEIMQUYcgkosw
It is impossible for any other character to be at the end of a tripcode, so it is useless to search for such.

FAQ:

Q: Which processor is good for brute forcing (or why is mine so slow)?
A (1): Processors with more cores, and/or more processors, will do brute forcing much faster. This wasn't the case with Tripper+ and other programs, but Tripcode Explorer fully supports multithreading and will make full use of all of your processors and cores.
A (2): For Intel processors, Core Microarchitecture based processors will perform this task considerably faster than processors based on Netburst. This means that you should use a Core 2 series processor rather than a Pentium series processor. (Intel's i7 Nehalem processors will perform with similar speed to the Core Microarchitecture processors)
A (3): Processors that support SSE2 can get a significant speed increase when you enable the SSE2 option in Tripcode Explorer.

Q: So how long will it take?
A (1): Due to the nature of searching for tripcodes randomly, it is difficult to judge how long it will take to find your desired tripcode. Setting case-insensitive will of course lead to faster results when your search contains letters (there's no alternate case for numbers, periods, or slashes).
A (2): A search for 5 letters or less (case-insensitive) will give very quick results.

Q: Where is the tripcode list?
A: There is a list of tripcodes inside the archive you recieve when you download Tripcode Explorer from the link below.

Q: Linux version?
A: Tripcode Explorer works in WINE.

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HARUHI

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HARUHI again

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Haruhi

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haruhi's cute :3

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Haruhi4ega

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A Retarded student was allegedly abducted by ducks and gang-raped outside the town of Yonkers on Friday, The boy name as Denver "SFBE" by locals died for 3 minutes on Saturday night at the Yonkers Free local hospital.

All four accused ducks have been arrested on the basis of the victim's statement. A case of rape has been lodged against three of the ducks.

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So, I dreamed that 2 sad girls wanted to have sex with me but I chickened out. Gaben appeared out of nowhere and started fucking them while I watched. After that he kicked me out of the room.

I didn't know how to feel when I woke up.

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Are you sure you didn't just refuse them because you knew Gaben deserved them more than you? You should be happy he let you watch.

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homosexual benjamin

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>>1
You actually share this dream with millions at this point.
The two girls are named Half-Life and Half-Life 2. They are not Gabens daughters, but yours. They are your hopes that one day they will produce Episode 3, or even Half-Life 3. Anything 3. ...but instead you have to stand back for ten years, and watch Steam, which is the equivallent to Gaben fucking your hopes for his own pleasure. While Steam is great in itself, it's actually just Gaben building his whole empire on fucking your daughters, while its fans doesn't know what to think.

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piffle.

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>>1
it is your subconscious telling you that video games have ruined your chances to get laid

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on a business trip to africa i enjoyed anal with a few black tribal men deep in the jungles

now my dick is swollen up like an eggplant, i think that's the ebola I've been hearing about because I'm kind of an expert on VD at this point so I'd know what it is if it were anything else

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It's alright for you all. I've got a very small vocabulary.

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>>5
Those things carry rabies!

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>>7

I'LL KILL YOU

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>>8 FUCK YOU STUPID RETARDED BULLY

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ShitTheFuckTheFuckTheFuckandMORETHEFUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

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I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one indivisually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesiiting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practise, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sit's on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0  <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacriligious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Budhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

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ur making this up

y r u so dumb

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>>2 WhyYouDumbyapieceofshitIneedtheattentionlolImanAttentionwhoreSOMEBODYFUCKINGTALKTOME!!!!!!

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Pissingflibdefuckybucktheduckaflacshitblurbydurbybleeeeechhhgggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apply Now & Work From Home : http://www.onlinejobs.com

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Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones.

You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz - your God, gave you the gift of the gun.

The Penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

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My penis shoots bullets.

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ZARDOZ!

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Praise Zardoz.

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pew pew

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THE GUN IS GOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

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The only people who are directly effected by the stock market are people who own stocks/shares. In other words: people who don't work. People who gain and lose money based on other people's work.

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>>12
cakeboy?

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>>1

Binary Matrix Pro™ : http://www.binarymatrixpro.com/openaccount.php

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ForexScannerPro : http://www.forexscanners.com

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>>14
>>15
You fucking spamnigger.

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>>13
cupcakeboy

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DRIVE LIKE JEHU
Listen here, jerkface
KIKES KIKES KIKES KIKES [...]
Tsk.
The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
sure why not?
the fuck on
SPAM DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS
fail. GTFO
Jackson 5 get
I fucking hate when people say _____ so kindly shut up.
BOOMPSY
I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.
bam ba lam
Way to bump a five year old thread
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You're an anus!

Have I missed any?

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RedCream is what happens when you flush "clever writing" down the toilet.  To see him stoop to this sort of idiocy, however, now that's just sad.

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"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. I expect better from a classy place like /lounge/.

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>>16
Remember when /lounge/ used to be able to hold an intelligent conversation?

me neither(´・ω・`)

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>>17
Oh, that never happened!

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Actually it kinda did happen way back when this board was strictly moderated and all the spam was pushed to /vip/. True story.

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[14:15] Taoism Fail

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Taoism is a philosophy that people have made into a fullblown religion. It's a simple philosophy: There is no evil, because everything is a natural part of life. Taoism is founded upon a renounciation of the teachings of Confucious, who invented virtues and sins after his own whims. Taoism is ethical anarchy.

It seems easy to understand as a concept. The founder of taoism, Lao Tzu, wasn't a holy man. He was a simple librarian who was fed up with working for Confucius. One would think that at least a handful of people would understand what Lao Tzu was saying.

Nope.
Todays taoism is about reading his book, interpreting its phrases, wondering what they mean, and thinking it's all very mystical and wonderous. "Don't be a faggot." is some sort of ultimate wisdom from a grand sage, that people can only hope to get a glimpse of.

This may seem funny enough, but to really understand the bizarre, we have to look at taoism online.
4chan is a pretty taoist forum already where everything that is allowed to be permitted, is permitted.
However, official taoist forums, are not taoist forums. Quite the opposite.
Besides the general forum PC rules that every forum has copied and pasted from eachother, every post also has to be nice, popular and express a politically correct view. These are forums that would permaban Lao Tzu himself for "promoting immorality". In the end everyone has to basically already agree with eachother, which runs contrary to spiritual progress within taoism. With discussing the validity of immoral views banned, the activities are confined to quoting the Tao Te Ching, screwing around, and small-talking: Drivel.

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Check these dubs

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>>8
I don't think anyone would consider any of those actions to be evil.

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>>10
nigger

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>>12
No, those actions are just simple examples. Actions that people actually consider evil, are too complex to disect as small examples, especially in a general sense. Newspapers always report that a father of two killed his whole family, but they'll never tell you why, because explaining mental illnesses and the factors behind them, isn't sensational. The papers like the concept of dangerous things happening out of nowhere, because people on the lookout for these, will look out for evil in their papers.

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Confucius is a fag

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But I can send you doge coins.

One free dogecoin to all who post.

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Mensa sucks

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This things are going to make me rich.

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I can also give you ComedyGold [LEL]

Will anyone exchange some LEL with me for vipcoins?

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>>20
i'm serious guise, I will swap LELs for vipcoins.

http://i.imgur.com/045uDun.png

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>>21
Top lel m8

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This dude violated my little sister... she is only 15.. I only have his phone number: (802) 343-7607

.. I am pissed

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>>10
THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT THAT’S SMALL

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#shotsfired

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>>9
i started posting here when i was 10, lol

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>>13 happy 11th birthday!

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she is only 15
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only
How comical! How comical!

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I got a small smelly penis how can i make it bigger! i need to be more than 1 inch when hard!!!!

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ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

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http://www.thirtyminutesormore.com/each-erection-is-different-and-sometimes-they-are-strong-and-sometimes-not

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STEP ON IT HARD, I ENJOY IT!!!!!

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