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AUTO-BOTS

Inspired by Transformers, Chinese farmers use car parts to make their own models

TRANSFORMING JUNK: Some of the robots are crafted from the grey metal of the evil Decepticons while others are in the red and blue colours of Optimus Prime, the leader of the benevolent Autobots.

A group of farmers in rural China has brought to life the Transformers films, toys and TV series. They have built giant robots out of old car parts.

   The original toys, which were a huge hit with children in the 1980s, could be turned from cars into robots and back again.

   Their popularity spawned a hit television show and a movie franchise.

   In the eastern province of Shandong, they have inspired a range of towering creations, including some in the red and blue colours of Optimus Prime, the leader of the benevolent Autobots.

   Other are in bright yellow, like the famous Bumblebee character adored by young fans.

   Some of the robots are crafted from the grey metal of the evil Decepticons.

   Mr Wang Shizun, one of the farmers, told AFP by phone yesterday: "I watched the movie and learnt (how to make) the models online. So I wanted to make it on my own.

   "We've installed lights in their eyes and some of their arms and legs can move."

   The tallest of creations are 12m high, but flight and the ability to convert themselves back into cars remain elusive.

   Mr Wang and his partner have a staff of 11 farmers, reports said, and OFweek, a website covering China's high-tech industry, said the models fetch from 10,000 to 100,000 yuan apiece.

NOT AT THIS STAGE

Said Mr Wang: "We're thinking about making them transform, but it's hard to make transform into cars at this stage".

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Seems like we can use proxies in the text board

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First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.

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snowball fight

The act when a woman recieves an avolanche of snowy white jizz in her mouth, pretends to swallow, than spits a snowball of cum into her partners mouth. The man reacts by spitting back at her causing a fight. A smart man will use charm and laugh the situation off, encouraging a second sexual encounter, when a swift "donkey-punch" will be used to teach that cum-spitting bitch a lesson.

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rusty trawler:

When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.

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bannanus split:

peeling a banana with your ass cheeks and feeding it to your partner.

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retarded eagle:

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female.
one of the males penetrates the anus,
one does the vagina,
one goes in the mouth
the other two get handjobs;
thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

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Lucky Pierre:


The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck.
Also known as the French Sandwich.

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Engineering marvel, but at what cost?

World's largest solar plant critised for endangering birds because of the extreme heat it produces

MIRROR-BASED SYSTEM: The Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System consists of over 300,000 mirrors.

AWE-INSPIRING: The Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System, the world's largest solar planet.

COMPONENTS: At the Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System, mirrors would reflect sunlight onto boilers housed at the top of three towers.

MAJESTIC: An aerial view of the Ivanpah plant.

It is so hot that birds flying above it are believed to have been scorched to death

The Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System spans 13 sq km in the Mojave Desert, near the California-Nevada border, and it officially opened last month despite strong objections from wildlife activists.

   The US$2.2 billion solar plant, the world's largest, has more than 300,000 mirrors that reflect sunlight onto boilers housed at the top of three towers, each of which is 45m taller than the Statue of Liberty.

   New York City's iconic statue is about 46m from its base to the torch.

   The sunlight hitting the towers can create temperatures of up to 530 deg C, producing steam that drives generator turbines. From a distance, the mirrors - known as heliostats - look like a pristine lake rising from the desert.

   Ivanpah, about four times larger than New York's City's Central Park, is so big that it can even be seen from the International Space Station, orbiting some 360km above the Earth. Although it has the potential to provide green energy to 140,000 homes, it has been criticised for disrupting a thriving habitat for tortoises, coyotes, kit foxes and bobcats, UK daily The Independent reported.

   While measures have been taken to protect these animals - including a fence around the perimeter of the plant - evidence has surfaced which suggests a worrying hazard produced by the plant's extreme heat.

DEAD BIRDS

Biologists producing compliance reports for Ivanpah's developer, Bright-Source Energy, said that at least two dead birds found on the site in November last year were likely to be killed by "scorching".

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Where does 4chan get its news from?

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I hope you meant that ironically

as for me, i dont get me none. may the world go to the gutters i wont care.

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whore

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I get my news from any source that wants to give it to me. I give every source a chance, even www.4chan.org.

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>>1

Newsmax : http://www.newsmax.com

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http://www.noagendashow.com/

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R.I.P. /pol/ ♥1920 ┼2014

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Dressed to party

Brazil is in celebration mode as five-day carnival is under way

STAR POWER: Soccer player Ronaldo waving to the crowds at the Sambadrome in Sao Paulo.

SPIRITED: A reveller of the Aguia de Ouro samba school performing at the Sambadrome in Sao Paulo.

IN THE MOOD: Brazilian model Sabrina Sato from the Gavioes da Fiel samba school takes part in the festivities in Sao Paulo's Sambadrome.

More than a million Rio Carnival revellers put aside bitterness at Brazilain leaders to join the wild festivities on Saturday in what has been dubbed "the greatest show on earth".

Many participants said they had resolved to forget - at least until festivities end tommorrow - issues like corruption and the cost of hosting the World Cup, AFP reported.

   The Rio tourist board said 1.3 million people people joined the fray to cavort as the Marvellous City's oldest bloco, or street party group Cordao da Bola Preta, danced to a raucous samba beat. A total of four million are accepted during the entire five-day event.

   But there was a reminder of some of Brazil's social problems as festivities in the northern city of Salvador were tainted by the fatal shooting of a young man. The 27-year-old victim was shot six times.

   Military police unit also used tear gas to disperse a group of "garis", or carnival cleaners, who are demanding better pay and conditions.

   Rio police 117 people for urinating in public, local media reported.

   Otherwise, relative calm reigned as throngs of locals and foreigners continue to swarm the city centre where 12 elite samba schools will bid for the annual Carnival crown at the city's famed Sambadrome.

   One reveller, who gave her name only as Rosana, said that Brazilians can be optimistic in a World Cup year, despite the country struggling with its preparations.

   "Brazil is getting better. We are a united people who maybe have to break a few things in the system. But not windows," said the 27-year-old, speaking for most Brazilians who are horrified at how anarchists latched onto the recent protests to spark clashes with military police.

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i'm currently dressing in order to flumble and flifty montgomery. if i was in brazil i'd show them what's what. and such like. for flimble.

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brazil is niggerly

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/mchenry_woodstock_huntley/ct-woodstock-cop-sexual-text-message-met-20131127,0,2419660.story

Not a big story, but it should be. Maybe it will be picked up and this sick fuck will get his.

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It is an spambot!

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>>5
They want you to pay them money in order to read the fucking news.
Yes. It's called a paywall, and it's stupid.

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cunt!

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Here's a legal (from what I can tell) link to your story.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/mchenry_woodstock_huntley/ct-woodstock-cop-sexual-text-message-met-20131127,0,2419660.story

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Just remove the stupid overlay. Anyway I did it for you:


By Dan Hinkel, Chicago Tribune reporter

November 27, 2013

A 12-year-old girl got a series of text messages this summer from her mother's boyfriend, Woodstock police Sgt. Charles "Chip" Amati, according to copies of the messages obtained by the Tribune.

One message, punctuated with a text emoticon shaped like a heart, read, "Send me some sexy pictures!"

The girl's mother said she alerted authorities, and Illinois State Police investigators discovered something else — that Amati had used a taxpayer-funded law enforcement database to research his girlfriend's criminal record, a police report shows. Officers who use the database for personal reasons can be charged with official misconduct, a felony, state police said.

But McHenry County State's Attorney Louis Bianchi has not charged Amati. After a departmental inquiry, Amati, a 24-year veteran and one of the city's highest-paid employees, was suspended without pay for 30 days, though he can take them one at a time at the department's discretion within a year, police Chief Robert Lowen said.

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Bishop took part in orgy

NABBED: A video of former Bishop Boris, seen in a TV screengrab, showed him having sex with four women.

Bulgaria's church authorities have been hit by another scandal.

A bishop has been forced to step down from his post afteor a video emerged of him taking part in an orgy with four women, reported Britain's Daily Mail.

   The man, refereed to only as Bishop Boris in Bulgarian media, was filmed at a sex party with four women. The video was leaked online and then to the media.

   The former bishop, who headed the second largest monastery in Bulgaria, was forced to leave after being found guilty of acts "incompatible with his office", a statement from the Holy Synod, the Bulgarian Orthodox Church's supreme clerical body, said.

   The former church leader, who was known for his love of cars, women and fine wine, risks excommunication.

GAY ORGIES

The case must now be examined by the ecclesiastical court.

   The report also said that the Holy Synod is expected to rule on the case of the monastery of Troyan, central Bulgaria, where the monks were caught having gay orgies.

   Bishop Boris headed Bachkovski Monastery, which is located about 190km from the Bulgarian capital Sofia. It is one of the oldest in the country and is considered one of the main tourist attractions in the area, drawing thousands of visitors every year. It was founded in 1083 as a Byzantine Iberian Orthodox monastery.

   The report added that the orgy is the latest scandal to hit the Bulgarian church, which counts 80 per cent of the population as followers.

   There were revelations last year that senior clergy had been agents of the former communist regime.

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US teens' sex 'secrets' out on Twitter

The tweets are extremely vulgar and graphic.

   But what is more shocking is that they come from high school students in Clark County, Washington State, in the US.

   The Twitter account has become such a hit among students that many parents and teachers are concerned, Seattle news website King5.com reported.

   The account showcases hundreds of raunchy and downright shocking misdeeds involving sex, drugs and even teachers.

   It has been gaining popularity, thanks to the users' anonymity during submission, the New York Daily News reported.

   "It's like the news of the school right now," said a high school senior who did not want to be named.

   "Teenagers use it as a way to give out their dirty little secrets."

   School officials are worried that identifying the students will create more interest in the site.

   Said Ms Debbie Tschirgi, director of the Digital Learning Services programme in one of the districts: "They are thinking about what's happening now, they aren't thinking of the implications. It's all about them being anonymous.

   "Teenagers can write whatever they want to write without being identified, especially in a situation like this on the Twitter account where they can say something and don't have their names published.

   "That's not uncommon. That make them (feel) all the more brave."

   She said parents should make students understand that the Internet is not the place to share stories about sex.

   Said Ms Tschirgi: "It boils down to teaching kids to make good decisions about their own behaviour, their own ethics and their own personal safety."

   Students from one school, La Center, popped up often in the thread, in a contest to see which school is "ratchet", meaning the nastiest or most promiscuous, a local news website katsu.com reported.

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Revenge porn is illegal in California. Please stop doing illegal stuff or we will find you.

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European teens unfriending Facebook

Facebook is losing its appeal to teenagers.

This is happening as more and more parents start using it to keep tabs on them, researchers have discovered, UK's Daily Mail reported on Friday.

   The researchers said youngsters now consider the social networking site "dead and buried" and are too embarrassed to post intimate details in case their parents find out, the report said.

   The research, which covered eight European countries including the UK, found many young Facebook users were switching to alternatives such as Snapchat and WhatsApp.

   Professor Daniel Miller of University College London, who worked on the Global Social Media Impact Study, said British youngsters were "embarrassed even to be associated with it", the report added.

   He said: "Young people are turning away in droves and adopting other social networks instead, while the worst people of all, their parents, continue to use the service."

   Professor Miller said teenagers now regarded Facebook as "so uncool", adding: "You can't be young and free if you know your parents can access your every indiscretion.

   "Where once parents worried about their children joining Facebook, the children now say it is their family that insists they stay there to post about their lives.

   "Parents have worked out how to use the site and they see it as a way for the family to remain connected.

   "What appears to be the most seminal moment in a young person's decision to leave Facebook was surely that dreaded day that your mum sends you a friend request."

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1.2 billion users, it will not die anytime soon, but It will become a corporate slut asap

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The future of the international monetary system is a coming collapse!

Manufactured?

In 2009, a financial war game took place in a top-secret weapons laboratory. It was the first time the Pentagon had ever done a war game where the only weapons could be financial instruments—stocks, bonds, derivatives, currencies.

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/494029-interview-with-jim-rickards-gold-set-for-massive-rally/?photo=2

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I hope Facebook dies soon.

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I just don't see the point of Facebook anymore.

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Then we need someone to create another big social media to overtake Facebook.

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Everything's about jews all of a sudden. And some threads are from 2006?

Come on, anon.

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Somebody got a modem for his 12th birthday.

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chappy mitz buddy!

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Will the forces of /new/ and the forces /pol/ succeed in their efforts to ensure that their prophecy of a "Day of the Rope" is fulfilled and lynch all they deem "degenerates" such as but not limited to non-whites, trannies, gays, bdsm engagers, atheists, non-christians, and jews.

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JDIF pls go

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Heil Hitla

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First thing that happens is relaxation followed by a high tone ringing inside head/ears.

Upon further investigation it becomes obvious once the cycle is broken that you are actually able to realize when an abduction is taking place.

Just now I was being abducted and woke up, looked around to see Obama and Justin Beiber communicating telepathically with one another. I could see the worm hole like occurrence and defended myself with rapid head movement and awareness.

This shit is no joke people. They(ET's) are here and have infiltrated our government. 100% guaranteed I saw shape shifting while they communicated with to communicate with each other and watch me. I t was amazing how frightened they were that I could actually see them. I could obviously see them when I looked up stream of the channel( like a wormhole of sorts that was telepathically being used to broadcast the ringing into my head.)

Wtf guys, we all need to do urine therapy to decalcify our pineal gland and kickout/ exterminate the parasitic threat to our people.

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Excuse the small errors in grammar but It is 5:32A.M. and I just awoke to this shit. This is not my first experience with this sort of contact but it is the first time I recognized where it was coming from and actually looked at them through the ''Channel''.

I'm not as frightened as you may think because I read tons about the aunnauki and their presence here on earth but they are definitely not welcome given that abductions are happening and fucked up shit like mutilations and what not is occurring.

Someone needs to do something about this.

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I don't understand how there could be so many gay rapists on 4chan and yet none of them could successfully climb on to Justin Beiber to show how much they love him by using their own penis.

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Who would have thought it, but it turns out that the creationists were right all along!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXVUh-9OyM
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel that it wasn't such a good idea to deny God, now that we've been found out. Do you think it's too late to break with Satan and repent? First of all, I'm going to stop being a homophile right now. No more lustful buggery for me.

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Bananas, B-A-NA-NA-ANAS? There a'int no halal back girl!

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LOL

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So did anyone see the "Bill Nye" vs "Ken Ham" debate in 2014?

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>>65

Who are these 2 douchebag?

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A evolutionist and a Creationist. It's not a big deal. It did nothing to impact America. Kentucky is still ultra easy to scam because they don't believe in Math or Science.

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[14:2] Model

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Sexy in-flight video sparks sexism row

Air New Zealand production featuring top bikini models draws flak from feminists

EYE-CATCHING: Christie Brinkley in an upcoming safety video by Air New Zealand, where she and other models show off their toned bodies.

Normally, flight-safety videos can be boring. They struggle to catch the attention of passengers as cabin crew take them through the procedures.

   But Air New Zealand has decided to ditch those boring videos by sexing it up with bikini-clad models starring in their latest in-flight video. The models explain, in a different way, what to do in case of an emergency, the Mail Online reported.

   The video, posted on YouTube, was shot in the Cooks Islands in the south Pacific. Among the models is supermodel Christie Brinkley, who puts in a guest appearance.

   The 60-year-old did not go to the tropical resort island for the shoot, but played her role from her Los Angeles home.

   The video was produced in association with Sports Illustrated to mark the 50th anniversary of the magazine's swimsuit edition. But the preview of the video has already riled feminists who slam it as "sexist", The Telegraph reported.

   Air New Zealand, known for producing quirky video, has been accused of going too far with its latest "highly sexualised" offering.

   Dr Deborah Russell, a lecturer at New Zealand's Massey University, is livid.

   She told FairFax newspaper: "My concern is that as a woman, I get on a plane to go to a business meeting and I am confronted by women in bikinis in what are highly sexualised images. That jars."

   The airline also plans to use the video to promote its route from Auckland to Los Angeles, which offers a stop-over in the Cook Islands.

   An Air New Zealand spokesman said the airline was not concerned about a potential backlash from passengers over the video's portrayal of women.

   He said: "We have been careful to ensure 'Safety in Paradise' has been produced in a way that is tasteful.

   "Naturally, given this safety video celebrates 50 years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, it made sense to feature some of the magazine's most well-known models."

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New Zealand celebrity and evangelist "Ray Comfort" knows about the conspiracy and has been safely filming more disturbing footage in sunny California while a new disaster hits New Zealand.

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[15:3] Shit vests

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A school in Minnesota(?) requires students to use safety vests going to bathroom instead of hall passes.

These "shit vests" are definitely disgusting. Those vests will be covered in urine and shit in no time.

How fucking retarded is this?

Video
http://www.9news.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=2634941491001

Article
http://www.9news.com/dontmiss/352643/630/Students-wear-safety-vests-on-bathroom-breaks

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http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/they_1aa1fb_297217.jpg

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You can suggest to Brighton high school to hire Ecko Manufacturing's service to make a better vest. The student will love it : http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/738628

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I mean, what did they do that made 99% of people make fun of them =\

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#rekt
not enough 2014 up in here

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It isn't about jesus. It is about power that Jews have and they have plenty of it, banking, entertainment! to name 2 and 2 of the most powerful in the world!!! Some Jews also like to keep this power within other Jews hands which is racist of them.

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>>88
Ashkenazi Jews are not converts, dumbass. That is just Arab propaganda.

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Cry harder, Negro. It's your own fault you're a socioeconomically disadvantaged gangbanger.

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People  are sick.. nough said

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AMERICANS FIND IT NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

AMERICANS SAY LETS INVADE.

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We know the US Government:    Had James Clapper tell the truth on camera - to Congress to reveal public assistance programs everyone already knew about. Ignores every phone call that routes through the Tor networks thousands of times a day because America respects your privacy.

    Legally purchases your public data from every major web company and nation (Facebook, Google, Apple, Microsoft, et al) and pays them millions for it.    They put CAPTCHAS into critical software security networks.     NSA employees use these powers to broadcast our favorite celebrities on TV. They have never performed economic espionage.

    Collects flowers with our favorite US Supreme Court Justices and elected officials of a middle-eastern heritage by an honor system at the highest basketball court in the land. Let's serve the best software money can provide to customers who need the best of the best for a unbelievably low price! I love America.

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sorry bout your small cock

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EXPANSION, FOR TEH GOD!

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Have the demons come out to play?

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manifestblowjobs

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India commemorates death of Delhi gang-rape victim

Activist sitting near the effigies of the rapists yesterday as they marked the first anniversary of the death of a gang-rape victim in New Delhi. The rape and the woman's subsequent death stirred nationalwide anger towards the country's treatment of women.

NEW DELHI - India held candlelight vigils and prayers to mark the one-year anniversary of the death of a student who was gang-raped on a Delhi bus.

   The 23-year-old physiotherapy student was attacked by six men as she returning home from the cinema with a male companion. On Dec 29 last year, she died from severe injuries in a Singapore hospital, where she was being treated.

   The attack and her subsequent death shook the country, shone a global spotlight on India's treatment of women and unleashed public anger about sexual violence and harassment of women.

   The victim's family will hold a religious ceremony in their ancestral village in northern Uttar Pradesh state, away from the media attention they have faced since the attack, her brother said.

   "We want to remember her in a quiet way, away from all the glare. We want it to be a private family moment," the brother, who cannot be named for legal reasons, told Agence France-Presse.

   The student, who was assaulted repeatedly with an iron rod, had suffered from ruptured lungs and badly damaged intestines. But she had been praised for her determination to report her attackers to the police before she died of her injuries.

   Four of her attackers were convicted and given the death penalty in September after the case was fast-tracked, while a juvenile was sentenced to a detention centre. The sixth man died in prison in March in an apparent suicide.

   The angry and sometimes violent protests against the attack jolted India's Parliament, which this year passed tougher laws against rapists and other sex-crime offenders.

   Womens groups say some improvements have been made in the past 12 months to India's notoriously slow, inefficient and sometimes corrupt police and judicial systems, which has encouraged some victims to report sexual crimes against them.

   In capital, a small group of students and workers gathered at Jantar Mantar yesterday, a protest site in the city centre where a makeshift memorial had been set up for the victim.

   They urged lawmakers to push ahead with reforms aimed at reducing crimes against women, including speeding up the justice system. "A lot more still needs to be done to ensure that India becomes an absolute rape-free nation," said student Akash Kumar from the nearby town of Gurgaon.

   Others at the memorial pushed for a fresh national debate on lowering from 18 the age at which juveniles are tried as adults for heinous crimes.

   "We need to remind society that sex crimes won't be tolerated any more," said student Ishaan Ahmed.

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She wanted it . . .

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who would want to fuck (rape) a indian high smelling bitch?

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Their own kinds!

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she loved iron cock

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They were probably Muslims.

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