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My GF wants to drink my sperm

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She wants to drink it a lot. More than I can produce. It is to her like drugs to a drugaddict. At first it was flattering she wants to sleep with me 2-3 times a day but now she wants to drink it like 6 times a day.
What can I do? I love her but it is very exhausting to deliver it so often. Heck, I even thought about "milking" a gay whore and give it her, saying I just fapped. This is so wrong but I cant go on like this anymore.

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Get her a job at a sperm bank.

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>>2

Be serious please.
I still need help.

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hi, I would love to suck your dick too.

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give her to me :)

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Can nobody provide real help? :((

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>>1

This really works... Try to hide yourself from her for like 2 days or more if posible, so you save energy and sperm, but you must to know this: YOU CAN'T FAP, YOU MUST TO EAT EGGS (scrambled eggs do work perfectly) AND DRINK ORANGE JUICE -EVERY- MORNING (important)!!!! IF YOU CAN DRINK ORANGE JUICE BEFORE HAVING SEX WITH HER, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT, remember that the OJ must to be natural, sugar and a bit of water to it.

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>>7
Thanks. I will try that out and report back.

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What about OJ Simpson?

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asparagus.

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Go buy horse sperm.

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Maybe she's a succubus. GET IT?? A SUCKUBUS. I MADE MYSELF LAWL! OH MAH GAWD NOW I CANT STOP. I AM LOLLIN LIKE TOO HASRD>

ok enuff, time to play some Rogue

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get a get a better nutbladder.

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Promise her a treat in a few days (liek next weekend) so you have time to conserve sperm...
Painful, but you'll have to do it.
Ps. Your girl is clearly saving a little to try and inseminate herself with to pin you down with child support.

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Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

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Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

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omg, if you don't like that, give her to me. I can meet her demands >:D

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Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

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The sperm is a lie.

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Any evidence, newfag?

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Sperm in someones mouth makes me want to make duck noises while i fuck

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waaaaaaggh it's spraying everywhere

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spamissweet@gmail.com

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hire her a male whore
that can do it for you

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O SHI- you're dating a Spermpire!

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hey guys check out my YT account plz. k thanx

http://youtube.com/profile?user=thereturnofGE320

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oh yeah!

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You need to buy a horse a mini is the best as you can handle them easier. They can squirt out about 8 ozs every time usually once a day. It taste good and she will have plenty to drink. It is also good as it has a lot of vitamins in it. Be sure and wash it with warm soapy water first then suck on the very end slowly. Of course when he squirts it will be a bunch. You can do her as she sucks. I drink it all the time and is very good.

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Ok, thats a bit much dont you think, why dont you get a bunch of guys interested, and let her drink all the cum she wants. Plus she gets to see a lot of dicks, its a beautifull sight, and there so delicious.

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Tell her to suck my p......s

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ouygf

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lhgtsz

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let her drink mine.

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Give her my dick milk

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snowball eachother


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