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The rules of the internet

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Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSIN

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I needed to catch up on my rules... now. what does "ITT" mean? 

- the newb

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In This T-Mobile Fave 5

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The most important rule is: If the post contains more than two lines of text it's TL;DR.

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well, this was long but i read it anyway even though it went against RULE 23

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where r the mudkipz

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You forget this rule.

Rule 20. You must shoop da woop.

*And the crowd sighs at the lame joke*

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>>7
Shoop da woop has never been funny.

Also, those rules suck. Some of them are correct, but others aren't at all.

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Bump.

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O'doyle rules!

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The internet makes you stupid.
funny[...]Something Awful

Something fishy's going on in this thread.

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the exception of rule 34 isn't rosie odonnel?

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these aren't the rules. stop making them up to look "cool"

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jew forgat rule 8: dont fuck with cats or we'll find u

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>>11
SA was funny way back in the day.

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>>15
It fine until the tranny patrol gets you.  God damn it, I have to make fun of trannies.  Don't take that away from me.

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this reminds me of the good old times when i was a /b/tard.

my life sucked even more back then it does now and that means something.
but if it werent for /b/, i would never have seen world4ch.

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>>17
this
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Faggot.

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>>19
NO!

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>>19
Hi Kimmo!

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Check out these doubles!

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Is this thread bad?

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>>23
If you have to ask, you'll never know ...

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>>24
Thats why i ask, so i know.

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>>25
It's pretty obvious that it is bad.

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this is lies. lies and more lies

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inb4 faggots

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inb4 5 year old thread

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>>27
Way to bump a five year old thread.

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>>1
4chan takes credit for memes it had nothing to do with.

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>>29
inb4
Back to /b/, please.

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>>32
HEY!
what about >>28 ?

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tl;dr

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>>33
I think it was a pretty accurate prediction, considering >>32's post.

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NIGGERS

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Thanks bumper, keep bumping at this rate and in the year 2128 people will be able to see how internet was back in 2007.

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>>37
What is love?

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>>38
Got to do with it?

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>>39
What's love but a sucking candy motion?

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Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.

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Douglas Adams GET

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>>41
Zimbabwe dollars?

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>>1
Rule 2? 4chan has never produced anything funny and original. Just stolen memes and forced faggot ass memes.

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>>44
This is actually true.

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I feel sooo old re-reading this... I JUST turned 18..

LOL@/b/

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>>29
The thread is five-years old? OωO

SEND HER TO ME~!! *pedobear.jpg*

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>>47
I lol'd.

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y u haet loli

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THIS IS A POAST MINE
>>60 IS A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT
MINE ARMED

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burying the mine...

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burying the mine...

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burying the mine...

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burying the mine...

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burying the mine...

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burying the mine...

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wat

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what the fuck niggaes

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Don't mind me just necroposting on an ancient artifact

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Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, 4chan or Something Awful first stole it from somewhere else.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous are 14y/o fags.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It needs any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a woman posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said woman must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is GODWIN.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nigga stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

fix'd

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niga stole your bike

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no you did you fuck tard

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I am a huge faggot please rape my face

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ok i will

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Alternate Rule 6: CAPS LOCK UNLEASHES THE FULSOME FURY!

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ITS A TRAP!

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>>66
I love you.

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>>68
Appreciated.  No face rape, however.

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imbald

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i hate my number

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>>71
nate higgers

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Hello my name is Kimmo and I like bois (no homo)

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I heart it when you lick my I lids

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gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Lots of these are false and contradict the original 30-something rules.
Some are correct but in different area's
and Some are saying that the rules are contradicting itself by being to long.
Read closely, im sure your intensive reading coaches tell you this all the time,
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.

It says STORIES! This is clearly a list of rules. not a story. If it is, lamest plot ive ever seen. And Shoop is in there, shut up, it was funny at a time. Now its lame

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OUTDOOR PISSING PISS PEE ORGY SQUIRT DRINK BARN SEX 18

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BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I bring this thread back to life!

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This thread puts the year-old threads on /po/ to shame. Actually, I can't remember if this thread is older than /po/.

Has anyone ever seen someone actually post cats fucking in response to, "It's Caturday! Post some fucking cats!" on /b/?

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Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore

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You are all the cancer that is killing 4chan...

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>>95
Good thing this isn't 4chan then.

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hi hoeisit ufive ifive six mix do well thx alot luck of u gordi

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    The men’s room. The lavatory. The loo.

    A sanctuary of relief, the 21st century restroom is the culmination of the centuries of knowledge and experience of countless men. Men who have sought a safe haven for “seeing a man about a horse” or “dropping the kids off at the pool”. The sanctity and renowned efficiency of the loo have been preserved over the millenia by a here-to-for unspoken social contract, an agreement on the types of behavior that are appropriate versus the types of behavior which are not.

    With the cross pollination of global cultures resulting from modern technology such as the internet, it has become clear that this esteemed social contract is not universally embraced. In the interest of decreasing situations of lavatorial discomfort, and furthering the cause of peace and harmony in the world, Zarathustra Studios presents “Male Restroom Etiquette”.

    I. Efficiency
    For as long as they have existed, men’s restrooms have prided themselves on being far superior to women’s facilities due to their faster transaction processing time. The functioning of a restroom is directly dependent on the efficiency of the men using it.

    Waste no time; this is vital. Walk in, do your business, wash your hands, walk out.

    Never make eye contact. this could be seen as a proposition, and could result in a severe beating or unwanted sexual encounter.

    Resist, at all costs, the temptation to let your gaze wander to any part of the body of a fellow occupant. whether their nether regions are of general interest to you or not.

    II. Urinal Selection
    When you enter the restroom always select the urinal that is as far away as possible from men who are using other urinals. Here are some illustrations of various urinal situations, and the proper course of action for each.

    Situation number one: all urinals are empty. Correct action: take the urinal on either edge. This allows others to most effectively comply with the rules that are to follow.

    Situation number two: one urinal is taken. Correct action: the urinal on the right is the optimum choice here. This minimizes the chance of any contact whatsoever with the other man in the bathroom.

    Situation number three: two urinals are taken. Correct action: the middle urinal, which is equadistant from the other two occupants.

    Situation number four: three urinals are taken. Correct action: no urinal is acceptable. The loo has now reached critical mass. leave and come back later or use a stall.

    Under no circumstances should two adjacent urinals be in use at the same time.

    III. Flushing
    In most cases urinal flushing is optional; over time the water will become a rich orange. At this point, flushing is widely considered to be mandatory. as for commodes the rule is, without qualification, always flush when you are finished. When you come upon an unflushed commode, leave it alone and use another.

    IV. Noise Pollution
    In general any noise in a public restroom which does not emanate from the plumbing is considered extremely undesirable. While grunting is highly inappropriate, some allowance is made for the occasional cough or clearing of the throat. Though astute adherers to male restroom etiquette avoid even these seemingly harmless utterances due to their ability to be interpreted as purposeful communication.

    Speech is your enemy. Never ever under any circumstance say a single word while within a bathroom. Not to a friend, not to a lover, not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom, and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril.

    Take this example:

    Ralph walks into the bathroom and unzips himself. While he is relieving himself, his best friend Charles walks in. they strike up a conversation about Linux and before long lose all track of time. So there they are, standing at the urinals discussing the advantages of open source development. Sammy walks in and desperately needs to drain the lizard, but he finds himself understandably unnerved by the two sociopaths in front of the urinals, who are wantonly violating the sanctity of the loo and laughing it up.

    Sammy does the honorable thing, he silently moves to the stall farthest away from the impromptu chat room, only to discover that someone has missed the toilet with their monster loaf and now Sammy is standing knee deep in butt pudding. Sammy does the only thing he can do: he vomits all over the place while at the same time losing control of his bladder and unleashing a torrent of kidney juice in his pants.

    Ralph and Charlie instinctively whirl around to see what all the fuss is about. It turns out that our prattling pair have not finished their own business, thus, hosing down each other, the floor, and even the soap dispenser with this morning’s mountain dew. Outraged, they make their way over the noise maker who they feel is responsible for their mess. And then they see the fullness of Sammy’s sad situation. And they do what comes naturally to any men in this gruesome scenario. Ralph and Chuck begin to ralph and chuck.

    In 1954, Brooklyn born psychologist Abraham Lazlo published his “Motivation and Personality” in which he outlined the now-famous hierarchy of needs. This hierarchy is often depicted as a pyramid with the most basic of human needs on the bottom and the more advanced intellectual needs at the top. The basic premise is that human beings in general feel compelled to first see that their basic physical needs are met before their minds are free to dwell on higher worries. Ralph and Chuck for example were for the most part preoccupied with issues of achievement and respect, while Sammy had been engaged in the pursuit of a spouse in hopes of building a family.

    In this precise moment, however, all three of these gentlemen find themselves in a crisis of the hierarchy; wherein a lower order need they had all moved beyond, namely hygiene, has suddenly come up very very wanting and is now the pursuit of basic physiological homeostasis that drives these three unfortunate mammals. Sammy, Ralph, and Chuck all simultaneously make a mad dash for the sinks and that’s when things really begin to degenerate.

    Ralph, managing to kill his two combatants, begins to clean himself up. A security guard has heard the commotion and decides to take a look. The young man is shy on experience in his field, but instinctively he knows he’s going to need back up.

    To make a long story short, the police are called in and a swat sharp shooter brings the situation some violent closure. A biohazard team is called in to clean things up. The lavatory is closed down and all the men are forced to either soil themselves or go to another building.

    Two guys meet and they start a conversation.

    Repeat.

    This eventually leads to the destruction of organized society as we know it. As such, this rule may bear repeating: never ever under any circumstance say a single word within a men’s room.

    –

    Yes restrooms and human kind have come a long way from the days of squatting over a freshly dug cat hole in the noonday sun. All men of the world can find common ground in these simple rules of evacuation etiquette and the world will be one step closer to peace and harmony, knowing that one day we will collectively wipe poor hygiene habits from the face of the planet.

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>>98 holy shit I laughed.

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>>1 is a huge fag please rape his face

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>>98 RULE 23 BITCH!

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Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Not if I use Linux.

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Loli haet pizza
Yotsuba& Pizza! Disproved this.

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I think its time to update rule 11. That only applies to retards and dads now.

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The only so-called "Internet rule" that I've ever followed strictly is "lurk more, it's never enough". The best piece of advice I've ever heard. Works both online and offline.

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>>102
Or *BSD or Plan9 or UNIX, from AT&T Bell Labs on a PDP-11.

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rule 37 sucks! im a girl and im on the internet! and i play games on it ! OMG

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>>107
Shock horror?

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I guess this list's #1 and #2 are better than the fight-club bullshit that attracted the swarm of underage fucks thinking 4chan is a secret society of hate.

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INTERNET HATE MACHINE!

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<--- check my trips

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deosnt rule 21 go against rule 24??

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Isn't it interesting that when Rule 1 is added to Rule N, you always obtain Rule N+1?

Rule 1 is the identity rule.

Math: (N+1)=(N)+(1)
4chan: RuleN+1=RuleN+Rule1

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I love tight asses who take these rules seriously then bitch about it if they aren't adequate.

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Rule 0: All rule systems are inadequate.

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Godel proved that either we are inconsistent or there is a rule that has not yet enunciated above yet always applies.

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>>1 Rules a troll aristocrat must follow.

I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!

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PUBLIC NOTICE

As the primary shareholder of 4chan, I am now forbidding the use of the term "jeepers", until such a time that I can review its effects upon the public at large.

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>>118
fuck you faggot

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>>119
go eat a duick queer

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>>119-sama, all those terms are still legal to use on 4chan. You may continue using those. But you may not make use of the prohibited term as given.

                          
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>>122

                         
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>>112-san, you have made a CRITICAL BBCODE FAILURE.

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>>124
B-but, I didn't use BBCODE in that post, sir!

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>>125-kun, hence a failure, and a critical one. How more clearly can we explain this to you?

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>>1 >:

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Conservatory lycopodium freshman recondite grackle emaciate sweetheart puff. Johannes Veneto expel. Traversable bullish creek resurrect cyclorama inefficacy concise extracellular satiety...

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Selwyn variant gill paunchy Schuylkill Burch obsessive persimmon. Godfather Beloit Norton Forrest balm function somehow. Seminarian etiquette competitor.

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Tigress skip. Sandpile bomb Dobbin minot! Automaton Marcy Enid boyish cave precocity caraway differ Missoula Rae.

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Douglass coltish spleen tether calamus Dunbar. Chinamen sacrosanct deniable upsurge stream boathouse troop... Lace doughnut?

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>>133
WhyDoesThisThreadExist?
Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.

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I DONT KNOW!

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Shithappens

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nigger

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>139
Tsk.

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>>142
NIGGERFAGGOT

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Ho god ... rule 1 and 2 are bas

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>>143
OK, drop 'em and bend over.  He's on his way.

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>>145
fuck you nigger faggot

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>>146
You sure are eager to get started; hold your horses, cowboy.

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>>147
horse cock more likely

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>>147-148
fuck off, fagstrom

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suck my nuts faggot

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I still can't believe this fucking not-true thread exists.  Plus don't pay attention it's only shit entertainment.

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>>149
Did you get your pounding as requested, Sir Poopdicknuts-san.

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You all ain't nutin but a bunch of slack jawed faggots.

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Teh rule iz loli haet furrys.

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Alot of these rulez are way off! Nazis are hilarious!! smhuurp-.-

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*Reads Rule 44* DAMMIT! ATLEAST SAY SPOILER ALERT! *realizes everyone knows Rule 44 anyway* Things went better than expected.

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Rule over9000: kamehamehaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What is this place? someone please answer me!

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This thread is a lie simply because the number of rules >= 63. Everybody knows Rule 63 is one of the rules, and there must be rules before them!

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>>159
You are a lie because the number of rules is clearly < 63, ergo by stating otherwise you are posting a falsification of fact. It matters not that it's a 99% chance you simply mistook the meaning of > for <, even though you actually meant < when you said >.  The = is irrelevant, however clearly a feeble attempt at saving your soul by encompassing a greater conglomeration of numbers. Your lies have been discovered!  But this is not why I hate you.

I hate you because I spent 20 minutes on this post trying to sound cool and intelligent.  This, in itself, was an act of stupidity, regardless of whether or not I achieved my goal.  Stupid because the opinions of those who read this post do not matter to me. Or at least, they didn't, until I started posting. But now they do, because I allowed them to.

I must meditate on this. But for now I take comfort in 1 simple thing: that rule #1 is true.  And no amount of Adderall will overcome that (in fact, it makes it worse).  So 2 simple facts.

And rule number 63 does indeed exist.  It states that you, yes YOU, dear reader of this post...  you are a chickenfucker.

Coolness level of this post=Phail.  awww...  waste of 20 minutes of my life.

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>67 <44 >r5 ><44 >> (<>)

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I like looking at dicks and touching dicks
I also like sucking my own dick
I'm not gay though

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NIGGER NIGGER ON THE WALL
NIGGER NIGGER HAD A FALL
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN
COULDNT PUT NIGGER TOGETHER AGAIN

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>>163
Tsk.

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Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!

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Rule 1: The niggers makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's nigger, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are a nigger, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're a nigger in real life.
Rule 5: Nigger does not forgive.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NIGGER.
Rule 7: If it exists, a nigger can loot it somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
Rule 9: Nigger will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs less NIGGER.
Rule 11: You will get niggers from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Nig moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more niggers.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be niggers.
Rule 15: If a niggers posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said nigger must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy being a nigger.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to niggers.
Rule 18: If someone is dirtier than you, they are niggers.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes nigger.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrongm nigger.
Rule 21: If your nigger ends in .jpg, he is not real.
Rule 22: Long niggers are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long niggers are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Every nigger sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is nigger?".
Rule 27: Loli haets nigger. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a nigger roll.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Nigger.
Rule 31: The internet is for niggers.
Rule 32: Everything is a nigger. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a nigger.
Rule 34: If it exists there is nigger of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Niggers is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no niggers on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A nigger is fine too.
Rule 39: One nigger leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling nigger is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Niggerday.
Rule 42: It is delicious nigger. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Nigger would fap to it.
Rule 44: Nigger killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All niggers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar nigger.
Rule 48: Anything can be a nigger.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet n.igger
Rule 50: THE NIGGER IS SERIOUS BUSIN

167

>>166
Tsk. I'm sick of this.

168

>>167
The belligerent louts are taking over /lounge/ and there's nothing we can do about it.

169

>>167-168 Don't look at me, I just been doing a lousy parody of the OP.

170

Rule of the internet number 1 - you should fuck off.

171

>>170 You got it wrong.  It's "Fakeshit must explode their own genitals."

172

>>171 Fakeshit loves face cum, ya want some AF?

173

>>172 Don't fucking give me any of YOUR cum, I'm sure it's full of AIDS.

174

>>173
Ewwww, gay!

175

What.

176

>>175
Way to bump a five year old thread, genious.

177

>>176 Hey, you used caps lock for a good percentage of thread titles, supergenius.

178

>>177
You need a good slap just like a little bitch would get!

179

BUMP

180

>>39
Absolutely nothin'!

181

Bumpppp

182

>>177 >:(

183

Bumps

184

i like rule 7 haha

185

U all have no life this shit is fuckin dumb as hell GET A FUCKIN LIFE U LAMES

186

>Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.

Damn that's an expensive hooker

187

Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!

188

>>187 The only rules 4chan needs to know.

Rule 1: SFBE is a retard
Rule 2: SFBE is a retard
Rule 3: SFBE is a retard
Rule 4: SFBE is a retard
Rule 5: SFBE is a retard
Rule 6: SFBE is a retard
Rule 7: SFBE is a retard
Rule 8: SFBE is a retard
Rule 9: SFBE is a retard
Rule 10: SFBE is a retard
Rule 11: SFBE is a retard
Rule 12: SFBE is a retard
Rule 13: SFBE is a retard
Rule 14: SFBE is a retard
Rule 15: SFBE is a retard
Rule 16: SFBE is a retard
Rule 17: SFBE is a retard
Rule 18: SFBE is a retard
Rule 19: SFBE is a retard
Rule 20: SFBE is a retard
Rule 21: SFBE is a retard
Rule 22: SFBE is a retard
Rule 23: SFBE is a retard
Rule 24: SFBE is a retard
Rule 25: SFBE is a retard
Rule 26: SFBE is a retard
Rule 27: SFBE is a retard
Rule 28: SFBE is a retard
Rule 29: SFBE is a retard
Rule 30: SFBE is a retard

189

>>185 Ikr?  That's why I have my retaliation right here: >>187

190

>>189 So >>188 is true?

191

>>189 You've only proven my point.

192

UPDATED :
Rule 1: The internet makes you antisocial
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, people will make a meme about it
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough IN Skyrim, COD or anyother MMORPG.
Rule 5: Anonymous has become the cancer, infested with hipster faggots.
Rule 6: girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using CAPS LOCK for their entire forum post
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 900 years ago.
Rule 9: Girls will do it for an ipod, iphone, ipad, alcohol, pot, cocaine, heroin, xbox, ps3, ect
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from sluts.
Rule 12: Lurk moar/Fuck off entierly
Rule 13: Neededs more cowbell!
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits and TIME STAMP! must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, you are a fucking idiot
Rule 19: In Photoshop anything is possible
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong, No really, you're doing it wrong. Stop!
Rule 21: If you're having an online relationship with a girl you have never met, its not real neither is she
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened, pics and it still might have never happened
Rule 25: Not everyone sees what you did there, some people are really fucking stupid
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's never going to be awwriiigghht ever again
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Only faggots are gay for Bridget
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap or maybe just a faggot wearing his mothers pantyhoes.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Niggers or Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to a stinky litter box.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: The cake is a lie.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Zimmerman Killed Trayvon.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: Internet badasses are just angry beta faggots that get their ass beat irl
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS A FUCKING JOKE

193

You missed out milkribs.

194

Rule 1: Never make your own rules if you're a newfag. 'Nuff said.

This goes for you "192"

195

Addendum; Rule 8: If it happened 100 posts ago, I no longer care.

196

>>192
What do girls have to "do" anyway, other than lying there and getting it shoved in?

197

ONLY GOOFD PART IOS BRDIGET

198

>>196
40year old virgin detected

199

>>198
iam 20 yr old no n virgin and still bitter at girls because theyy never dominate me :(
i hate it when they suck my dick and shit, total turn off, i want

200

>>198
Put your pants back on, you fuckin' weirdo.  Does your craving for unviolated butthole know no abatement?

201

>>200
Nigger.

202

>>201
Nigger.

203

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen on my life. no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend trololololol

204

I remember when SA was relevant. My grandkids think I'm delusional, though.

205

>>204
Nigger.

206

Filho da puta =)

207

Rule 404: Always pay for software from company's like $icrosoft becouase it advances software and it pays people for making it.  Never use donations as if its not mandatory it breaks principles.

208

zombie death cows are the way to salvation!

209

Rule 34? How about spiderman screwing lady gaga on the titanic while it's sinking with an erupting volcano in the background

210

See rule 34
If it exists, there will be slash of it

211

FAGGOTS

212

>>1
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
lolinux

213

I'm making fucking history by posting in this thread.

>Anonymous is dead

214

Hmm.

215

Inb4 world ends in 2012.

216

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

217

rule 51: thats what she said
rule 69: *pukes*

218

the consequences will never  be the same once you are backtracked for trolling. no exceptions.

220

ass. that is all...

221

I FOUND AN EXEPCTION FOR RULE 34!!!!

222

check im

223

Cant believe this is still going... Op was definitely a faggot

224

>>223 def

225

Am ed de road - wul rabbit more ternite and 'opefully wul 'uv some sound as a pound tips fe yous...

226

This thread has been reported to the Cyber Police for serious penalties against the Internets laws.

Y'all dun goof'd



Also, is dis loli?

227

VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA

228

Ermagerd

230

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

231

>>229
Do you live in some deluded world or something! you been found out give it up, son!

232

Rule 2: If it's funny, it's copypasta. Especially on 4ch and SA.

I find that to be more accurate.

233

>>232
At one moment copypasta is OC. If neither SA nor 4ch wrote it, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

234

>>233
ET

235

Rule #35a.§1: The True Exception to Rule #34 (which is a mental construct) can never be written, typed or spoken out loud or the universe will be divided by zero. See rule #3 prior to breaking this rule.

Additional rules may apply, if considered relevant.

237

What about Captain Rainbow? Was he too colorful?

238

If the internet makes you stupid, then doesnt every get made fun of? 0_o

239

everyone*

240

everynyan*

241

Something Awful
They stopped being funny years ago. Reddit and 9gag are where it's at.

242

true facts

243

>>241
9gag is funny if you are an 8 year old with teh downs

244

check 'em

245

And here i thought anons and their memes were retarded before i saw this.

The gene pool is too thin. the herd needs to be culled. Bring out the nukes.

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250

More pointless than the internet.

251

4chan is a revolution.

253

Google cant find any Rozen Maiden dickgirl, but you can. No exceptions.

254

Rule 24 just does not work with me. I'd rather it said "phrase it well, or it never happened".

256

4chan = "phrase it well, or it never happened" = anon = parabrahman

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261

>>257
You're an anus.

262

>>261 will someone put this retard out of his misery

263

Tl;dr

264

Quit Spamming, TWENTYDONGS!

265

>>262
You're an anus.

266

>>265
You're an HAIRY fuckfart.

267

>>266
You're an anus.

268

>>267
Screw you Commie bastard.

269

>>268
You're an anus.

270

Limey, how many times do we have to go through this? You're a Limey.

271

Calm all you asses down and butts and dicks.

272

>>271 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIPSHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

273

>>272
whwalallalhwhwhwhahahlllallalalalhwhwhalal  with dick flapping around

274

>>270-273
You're an anus.

275

>>274 You're an anus loving faggot!

276

>>274
Your mother was interviewed about your father.  "I don't know who his father is.  My parents were out of town and I had cocks coming and going all weekend that I didn't know what the fuck.  (I was 13 and it was hard to get a regular screw.)

277

>>276
A quote from the /lounge/ wiki:

MILKRIBS4K originates from Miramichi, New Brunswick, Canada, long known to be the anus centre of the entire region.
He is also adopted, as within a week of his birth, his parents said "Fuckin Brian" and immediately did a quick exit stage left.

278

>>277
Limey Faggot, wash you teeth!!!

279

i enjoy sucking nigger cock!!!

280

>>279
Ugh. You party fags are gross.

281

>>279
* African American

282

This page gave me cancer, real rules are right here http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

283

>>282
Terrible!

284

 
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285

av

286

Fuck mexico

287

>>286
fuck USA

288

O feeble, mighty human hand!
O fragile, dauntless human heart!
The universe holds nothing planned
With such sublime, transcendent art!

290

>>289
Nigger.

291

>>290
Tsk.

292

TOM CRUISE CONTROL

294

FUCK THAT SHIT

295

>>293
Tsk.

296

bmup biatches, i met a girl on CR, had boobs, showed, no pix, no happen.

297

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE

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The State Of Internet : http://frankkern.com/StateOfInternet/2012

300

>1 OP is a faggot

301

its too bad exceptional porn doesn't exist...

302

6 year old thread cited on wiki... yep, these must be the real rules.

303

>>302
cited on wiki
[citation needed]

304

>>303
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(Internet_meme)#References

305

Rule 9001: Over 9000!

306

rule 255255303025530 <<(see what I did there?;)
newfags cant triforce

▲▲

307

old post is old

308

>>307
HELLO SFBE

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314

>>311

DAMNIT RULE #11

315

Flashback

316

The nostalgia...

317

Lol, so many Anonymous, did't you died after crushing USA gov servers?

318

USgay

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>>319
What a cute cat!

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Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.

What if she ends in .png!!

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Fuck all rules above
it's the internet
EXPECT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING NO EXCEPTIONS

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>>323 Expecting anything out of the internet still counts as the internet, which means a bunch of typed-out temper tantrums and desperate attempts at bothering people.


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