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FBI on 4chan?

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We have been browsing these boards for quite the time now. During the past few days there have been many concerns on "undercover" agents.

Well, first of all, we are not working as undercover. We simply are  required to spend some time browsing "suspected" sites that generate real world threats.

Having said that, please do not email us regarding offensive or illegal websites.

Thanks.

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shit shit shit

v&

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>>2 You are a very funny beaver.

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Fuck you pigger. Its like nigger, only not hanging from a tree (yet).

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>>4

haha. Awesome.

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>>5
Well I think you will find that this place is a family site where users can come and enjoy themselves and not have to fear being attacked or insluted by rude annoying so called agents like you'reselves! I am going to have to ask you too leave this place now as you are in direct violation of my site rules and that is not tolerated in my forum so it will not be hear either! Members here respect and even idolize me so I think I iknow what this site needs!

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>>6

That may be true. We are not only here because we have to be, but we also enjoy some of the posts that come up. But yes, we are required to keep watch on "suspicious" sites such as 4chan. The reason this site is suspicious is due to the fact real world threats often take place on sites similar to this.

Thanks for your reply.

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>>6

Fuck you Chris. I hate you. Will you plz suck my cock?

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o shit. he's a real agent. his email checks out. hes legit. so don't go posting shit about this dude. so moar reserche before being st00pid.

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stoopid fbi peeplez.
i bomb ur city.
yay! peoples at the door.
OH SHI-

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>>10
imma laugh when they r at ur doorz lul.

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i has an importants question.
does fbi care if we has fun with other peoples myspaces?

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>>1

Namefag.

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>>12

Simple answer, no.

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Yay!
To the MySpace Emos' profiles!

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>>13

This dude seriously is the  real deal.

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soo wut r it liek being in teh fbi?

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>>17

is it all black suits, breifcases, and ear peices?

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>>18
moar like how do i shot terrorists? and lulz :)

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>>14
you must be the loser of the force if they sent you to monitor us.
"Oh, Hey guys, look, it's Lee Rawnsweld! Hey, buddy, wassup? Listen, could you do us a favor and go get us some coffee? Make mine extra cream."
"But I wanna do some surveillance! Please assign me something!"
"Um... okay. Here you can observe... this one." *hands over 4chan document*
"I won't fail you!"
"Don't worry, Lee. I trust your abilities as an agent of this force."
*Lee walks away. a few seconds later, everyone in the room breaks out laughing uncontrollably.*
"Lol. What a moron! Dude, did you even check to see what you handed him?"
"I dunno, something about 4chan."
*everyone laughs even harder"

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Thank god you're here. I'm going to bomb my school. Its Lincon High School in North Carolina. I plan on using 4 kilos of C4 in the cafeteria at lunch. My only hope is that it will be enough to kill everyone.  

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You guys can't even stop The Pickle Tickler.

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^ haha that's probably how it went.

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to 21, you'd probably need about 7.
4kilos wouldn't provide enough blast radius to destroy it all.

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>>24
Thanks man. Hell, I might as well go all out and get around 20 kilos, and be done with the whole fucking school. That will be enough to kill all the losers who hang out on the third floor by them selfs, b/c they have no friends. I wouldn't want to leave them out. 

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>>7
Uhm actualy, my igronant freind, the only threat here is you! You are an nuisance and a rude annoying abusive poster here and you should not be allowed here. I had to remove darkside514s avatar because it was bigger than my avatar - if you are not sure how big you can have you're avatar just save my avatar and check the size - don't become another darkside514 and get yourself removed from this site!

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>>25
yeah that will make a huge explosion... make sure you are well away from the area around the school when you set them off

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Hey Lee, how's it going

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>>27
Oh yeah, for sure. I plan on calling in sick that day and detonating via cellphone.

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This post is a TERRORIST THREAT. I am going to KILL THE PRESIDENT using a GUN and a BOMB.

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>>30

http://www.jamechelon.org/

** http://www.attrition.org/attrition/keywords.html **

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FBI has much bigger threats then people messing with myspaces...they are too busy with other threats then teenagers trying to hack thier friends myspaces to change thier status to single and piss of thier friends boy/girl friend. No they have to deal with higer level hackers such as people who hack bank accounts...but this site is probally monitored for its simmalarties (there probally is a sort of steryo type that they match it too) to sites that do actually generate real world problems and this site probally has alot of key word hits.

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*psst*

Secret Agent Man.  If you really want to the juicy stuff here on 4chan, go to /b/.

But watch out for Pedobear.  If he pops up, post a pic of Chris Hansen.  That will scare him away.

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is being in the fbi all black suits?

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So you FBI guys get paid for web surfing?......coooooool......!

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>>35

No, we are not. I assure you those "Agents" here are all false.

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*psst*
I hacked AWBW, what do I get?

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CrackThisTripcode faggots.

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How to crack:
You rape the AWBW forum.

Link:
http://www.amarriner.com/awbw_forum/

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>>39

Not funny. NYPA. GTFO.


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