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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
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fail. GTFO

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>>2
Listen here, jerkface.

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello mother.
You: We meet again.
Stranger: i'm not your mother
You: FUCK YOU I SAID YOU'RE MY MOTHER SO YOU'RE MY MOTHER
Stranger: k chill out
You: ok then
You: so it's settled
You: you're my mother
Stranger: okay...
You: I cen haz breast feed?
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: cause i said no
You: oh
You: Million years of evolution. Still not closed to perfection. God how much time do you need? Cause I'm getting impatient.
Stranger: ? poetic but ?
You: Why can't the demon in my head just help me? Come back and burn all these painful feelings as you used to do before.
You: AS YOU USED
You: TO DO BEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Stranger: lovely
You: I know
You: You love me singing songs.
You: Don't you mother
Stranger: yes i sure do
You: =)
You: Am I a good boy, mother?
Stranger: yes?
You: thank you, mother
Stranger: you are very welcome
You: Mother, how come you never bring me to the amusement park? And why does father hit me?
Stranger: Um...amusement parks are unapropriate and i was not aware he does that i will have a firm talk with him
You: Oh. But I want to ride the roller coaster so very much.
Stranger: well when you get older you can go
You: BITCH IM 25
You: WHEN WILL I BE OLD ENOUGH
Stranger: That is no way to talk to your mother!!! no wonder your father hits you!
Stranger: and not untill you are 30
You: Fuck you, you fuckin skank. I never loved you anyway
Stranger: @$$ Hole!
You: Are you proud of me now, mother?
You: ARE YOU!?
You: ANSWER ME
Stranger: I WAS NEVER PROUD OF YOU!!!! YOU HAVE SO MANY ISSUES!
You: WHY DID YOU LET THAT MAN RAPE ME MOTHER, WHY
Stranger: WTF!?!?!?!?!?

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Jackson 5 GET

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hot wet dripping six

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Magnificent 7

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Eight dead Niggers in the closet

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Naughty Nine

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Ten Tall Tits

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Seven-Eleven

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Quorum of the Twelve

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Thirteen cocks. Thirteen.

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14/88

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Five gold rings!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi
Stranger: Greetings!
You: what the fuck's your problem?
You: asshole
Stranger: Excuse me, good sir?
You: I don't wanna hear that shit, fuck you, man
Stranger: I say, let's setlle this like gentlemen
You: I don't care one bit for you or your stinking kind, do I?
Stranger: With a bout of fisticuffs!
Stranger: Whoosh!
Stranger: Biff!
Stranger: Bam!
Stranger: Smack!
You: I choose you, Pikachu!
You: Bulbasaur, kick his azz!
Stranger: I say, not looking too good there, my fellow!
Stranger: Oh shit!
You: So I herd u lyhke mudkipz?
Stranger: Abra use teleport!
You: i want to put your cock
You: into my mouth
You: wait
You: don't teleport
You: lemme suck your cockle
You: i love boys who like pokemon
Stranger: Cock used harden!
You: yessss
Stranger: The move failed
You: loli mouth used wetten
Stranger: Cock is out of pp
You: lolz
You: gave cock Rare Candy
You: cock leveled up!
You: PP/HP Restored!
Stranger: Post this to 4chan or you die in seven minutes
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Kuala Lumpur, Nov 29 : The demand for prostitutes in Malaysia is growing, if official figures on the arrests of foreign call girls is anything to go by.

Busy, career-chasing wives are among the reasons cited by experts on why men visit prostitutes.

Women's Aid Organisation vice-president Vicky Alahakone said in some cases, the wives were partly responsible for their men straying.

Alahakone said that women have unwittingly "abandoned" their husbands while trying to juggle careers and the household.

"Some husbands seek prostitutes to escape the dreariness of their daily lives by injecting some excitement into their mundane routines," the New Straits Times online quoted Alahakone as saying.

"It's like going out for dinner and having an exotic meal. Then, feeling full and satiated, they go home to the wife and kids.

"There are also married couples who do not communicate well, especially when it comes to sexual intimacy.

"Shying away from the problem instead of discussing it can lead to infidelity," Alahakone added.

Police statistics show a consistent number of foreign women arrested since 2007 for prostitution.

A total of 4,379 women from China were arrested for vice in 2007, more than half the total figure. This rose to 4,496 last year, while 4,329 were arrested as of October this year.

1,181 Indonesian women were nabbed in 2007, 1,389 in 2008, and 1,382 as of October.

A source said: "The demand for women from China is the highest as men find their fair skin and statuesque figures attractive."

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: I have a penis
You: just want to get that out in the open
Stranger: thats good to know..thanks for that.
You: now is that good to know because you like penis?
Stranger: ha uhmm sure?
You: ok now do you like penis because you are a gay man or a bi women?
You: if you dont mind
Stranger: uhm a staight women
You: lol no women is straight
You: all the way
Stranger: how is that?
You: miss look deep in your soul
Stranger: huh?
You: your soul
You: when you see a women with a nice butt
You: what do you think?
Stranger: uhm i have a better one.
Stranger: haha
You: alright you judge that womens butt
You: as a man i dont give two shits about another mans ass
You: see check your soul
Stranger: ans i dont give a fuck about another womens
You: "thats a nice butt, but mines better.....tho i wont mind putting a finger in there" - you thinking
You: am i right?
You: eh?
Stranger: no i was kidding you freak!
You: lol
You: im the freak
Stranger: yeah.
You: come on now
You: its ok
Stranger: : (
You: aww now
You: you just need to come clean
You: you will feel alot better
Stranger: wow ur lame
You: come on
You: dont do me dirty
You: Im trying to be a nice guy
Stranger: no your not
You: helping you out and all
Stranger: yeah no.
You: i would go as far as to say you owe me.
You: am i right?
Stranger: huh?
You: or am i right?
You: you owe me...for helping
You: eh?
Stranger: and i font owe you didlly shit
Stranger: dont*
You: lol
You: ok ok
You: fine
You: fair enough
You: still friends?
Stranger: maybe.
You: come on
You: dont do me dirty
You: you do owe me after all
You: am i right?
You: or am i right?
Stranger: NO, are you on crack?
You: lol
You: come on
You: i think its funny
You: its alright
Stranger: i dont
You: lol
You: i know that makes it funner
Stranger: wow your such an ass
You: lol
You: come on
You: Im sorry?
You: is that good?
Stranger: doesnt help
You: still friends?
Stranger: no
You: lol
You: damn
You: i thought i did a good job here
You: I did try
You: i tried my best
Stranger: i bet you did
Stranger: and it just wansnt good at all
Stranger: so there
You: come on
You: still friends?
Stranger: hell no!
You: lol
Stranger: bye fagget
You: damn
You: please dont leave me
You: FRIEND!
Stranger: what do i get?
You: ohhh
You: idk
You: what do you NEED?
Stranger: idk!
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Jay Leno
You: lol
Stranger: wow bye
You: am i right?
You: come on
You: im kidding
You: that was good
Stranger: then what is it?
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
You: robin
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: robin williams
You: lol
Stranger: 1
You: yay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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bydlo

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: son...?
Stranger: 143
You: son?
You: ...?
Stranger: i love u
You: you confuse things with other things!
Stranger: f or m?
You: My name is Rick Simpson.
Stranger: m?
You: My name is Rick Simpson.
You: Rick. Simpson.
You: what's yours?
Stranger: keyur
You: One day I will name the gods
You: keyur
Stranger: y?
You: how are you keyur
You: ?
Stranger: fine
You: Is that alll?
You: How are the folks?
You: How is Egypt
You: Where is Egypt?
You: Africa?
You: Africa?
You: Hey Africa??
You: wtf?
Stranger: wait
You: !
Stranger: r u female?
You: Any suggestions?
You: Are you from Bang Bang?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: r u female?
You: I am twelve and female
You: I have money too!
You: And my own place!
You: I blow rarsberries!
You: All over the place!
You: All day!
You: Everyday!
You: And once more?
You: Are you a man?
Stranger: i m 18 male
Stranger: u?
You: Ugh! That's disgusting!
You: PERVERT!!!!
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Im still a final college student in big ol' London, and what can I say.. My mind is constantly buzzzzzing-- but Im pretty laid back when it comes to alot of things.. I believe conversations are the best when it doesn't really make sense or have any real point to it, but at the same time mean a whole lot. If that makes any sense at all.
Im a big push over, a romanticist, an introvert.
Get to know me?
Stranger: I don't know/
You: -Aliens were the "gods" the Ancient Egyptians worshipped
-Osiris, a "god" was known to have green skin.
-The gods never were ONLY depicted with men with animal heads, AKA (masks to hide their identities)

-1 Common religion
-The Ancient Egyptians believed in the god Ptuh which was known as the Creator of "Gods"
-nicknamed as the "hearing ear", the god made purely of gold, had long earlobes to represent his great consciousness.
-These are the very characteristics of the Great Budha.

Budha, Ptuh, sounds similar? (back then to the East Asians it sure does)
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Stranger: Ask me 1 question, I will answer truthfully, then I will disconnect and be gone forever.
You: ok
You: What is your address
Stranger: po box 126 grapevine tx 76051
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You: hii
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hey :P
You: grr just got out of a convo with a frustrating racist.
You: i hate racism.
You: 19/f/sydney
You: you?
Stranger: hehe me too
Stranger: 25 male norway
You: you know what I hate more than racism
You: ?
Stranger: no?
You: dirty norwegians.
You have disconnected.

lol, found this on www.lolmegle.com -more funny stuff on there

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HAX

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ANUS

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These are good!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I wana bury my cok in u
Stranger: Sounds nice
You: asl
Stranger: 17 f USA
Stranger: You?
You: 16 m us
You: wat state
Stranger: WV...you?
You: ny
You: r u fingring urself noww
Stranger: Haha umm
You: ?
Stranger: Am now lol
You: nice
You: u got pics
Stranger: No, sorry babe
You: do u like cok tht is 5 inch long
Stranger: Why not
You: ok
You: u wana see
Stranger: No thanks
You: r u a lezbo
Stranger: Absolutely not
You: o godd
Stranger: I throughly love guys
You: nice
You: hey u go picsof urslef
Stranger: Um once again, no, sorry babe
You: o
You: srry
You: 4got
Stranger: It's cool
You: how big is ur cok btw
Stranger: I'm an effin girl!
You: opps yea srry 4got...oopsy he
You: i hav bad memorie
Stranger: You'd ask a guy that?!
You: uh guess so? dunno i did...heh
You: o well :P
You: so how r u
Stranger: Haha wow
Stranger: I'm good I guess
Stranger: You?
You: listen tak sum goddam pics or get thee fuk out
Stranger: Wow you're weird
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
You: I just smoked a reefer
Stranger: Hello there, stranger
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: reefer
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I DO COCAINE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there! Athletic, blond, tall male student here! :)
You: I do not have a vagina
Stranger: Hmm, too bad ;P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: do you have any real life friends?
Stranger: because i dont
You: Quite a few
Stranger: and i rl wish i did
You: Well, that's gotta suck
You: What's up, are you too fat to get out of the front door or something?
Stranger: it does.. i was thinking abouit killing myself...
Stranger: and then i found this website.
Stranger: which is the closest thing to a friend i will ever have
You: Go out and get drunk. Talk to someone random. Join your local book club or something. Shit, even the local Linux club or computer club. You'll meet people there.
Stranger: oh but i live in norway...
You: What, they don't have bars in Norway?
Stranger: in the last house in the northermost point...
Stranger: and i just killed my parents
You: Oh lulz
You: Remember to masturbate onto their lifeless corpes etc
Stranger: i did indeed
You: Well that's just lovely. I'm really proud of you. May I suggest taking some pictures of them. Maybe you next to the bodies giving two thumbs up and a cheeky wink and a smile?
You: With you r dick out
Stranger: i dont have a camera...
You: Well....
Stranger: should i draw it for you and then send it by post to your adress?
You: Yes, let me give you my full name and address, with phone number
You: It's Phillip Kaplan, 14nth and Mina 169-169-169.
You: Bring a baggie for your teeth.
You: Are you off googling that or something?
Stranger: i'll just tell you i live in Nordkapp, Norway...
Stranger: sorry someone knocked on my door...
Stranger: its the nazis...
Stranger: they invaded our country
You: How rude of them. I bet they knocked over some chandeliers while they were there
Stranger: i dont have chandeliers in my house... actually i live in a shack
Stranger: gotta go bury the bodies... its 11pm here...
Stranger: i love you
You: I love you too sugar
Stranger: i will send you those drawings
Stranger: well cyber fuck ext time
You: sure will. I'll seal the envelope closed with my own jizz too
Stranger: <3 <3
You: Yeah. I'll be rough. Anyway, enjoy the dead bodies.
Stranger: oow.. that makes me horny
You: Well, good job you've got a few willing partners around.
You: Take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You're an anus!
Stranger: well obviously
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: so a black fellow walks into a pub
Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny?
You: and asks the barkeep for a drink
You: the barkeep says "I'd take a martini"
You: and so the black fellow does
You: you like the joke?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ever have a decent conversation and boom firefox shutdowns on you? lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: trolls
You: I'm 12, male, and obese!!! I have nerve damage and i want to suck your cock!!!! pee in my mouth and we can have babies
Stranger: sound delicious
You: yey
Stranger: lets do it
You: yey
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You: im 50 and female
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You: I'm 12, male, and obese!!! I have nerve damage and i want to suck your cock!!!! pee in my mouth and we can have babies
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