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OMEGLE

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2939 users online
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am muslim
You: hi
You: me to
Stranger: so alot of virgins heh?
You: allahu akbar
You: lots
Stranger: lets blow ourselves up
You: i see that u are joking about muslims
Stranger: brb bombs
You: u should not do that
Stranger: it's fun
Stranger: you must be able to laugh with religions
Stranger: with all of them
You: yes, but a good muslim like me has a duty to behead scum like u
Stranger: continue
You: did you know it takes less than 3 minutes to trace someones IP address?
Stranger: why cant we laugh with religions
You: did you know it takes less than 3 minutes to trace someones IP address?
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You: Really?
You: That's it?
Stranger: yep, it sure is
You: and you're proud of that?
Stranger: no, i actually regret it every day of my life....
You: oh
You: gee, i'm sorry
Stranger: its alright, i have learned to live with it...
You: You're a brave man
You: I salute you
Stranger: why thank you soldier!
You: *sound of bugle*
Stranger: *sound of approaching warthog*
You: *stranger rides off into sunset*

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bummp

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bummp

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You: ( ≖‿≖)
You: *grabs dick*

I've been waiting five minutes for a reply. Nothing.

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>>1
Nigger faggot
>>3
nigger
>>4
faggot
>>5
lounge regular

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ( ≖‿≖)
You: *grabs dick*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

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>>6
* African Americans

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>>8
You're an anus!

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>>6
You mean /prog/ regular.

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Stranger: FLAMENGO EU TE AMOOO !!!!!!!!
You: Heya
You: Um?
You: You're an anus!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>11
>>7

Well played.

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You: I big anus that can talk, and feel?
Stranger: you(sic)  a homo!

It is confirmed, MILKRIBS talks like a homo!

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You: Knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: ( ≖‿≖)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love ( ≖‿≖).

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>>14
WTF is that ?

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>>15
( ≖‿≖)

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: (≖‿≖)
Stranger: (≖‿≖) who?
You: (≖‿≖)
Stranger: mom?
You: ( ≖‿≖)
You: ( ≖_≖)
Stranger: sorry no one's home.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ( ≖‿≖)
Stranger: hey
You: hey ( ≖‿≖)
Stranger: I miss billy mays
You: ( ≖_≖)
Stranger: do you?
You: ( ≖__≖)
Stranger: fuck you then chink
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: ( ≖‿≖) hi there
You: B====>
Stranger: what? :)
You: shhhhhh
You: *grabs dick*

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>>19
Oh god not you again

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Stranger: whats uraddy
You: getfuckedyoupedophilelololfailimadude@hotmail.com
Stranger: it not working
You: read it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hey i am an 18 years old male from italy if you don't wanna talk that's ok so what do you say?
You: hrm
You: When was the last time there was a great italian politician?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: I am MILKRIBS4k
You: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>23
You're an anus!

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>>23
YHBT

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>>23
DO MORE OMEGLE TALKS YOU ANUSBOY

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>>26
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>27
You're an anus!

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Stranger: Hello
You: your an anus!
Stranger: Really?
You: your an anus!
Stranger: It's "you're"
Stranger: Not your
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: How big is your dick in inches?
Stranger: why?
You: LOL you are a woman
Stranger: LOL U ARE A TIT
You: any man worth his salt would have awnsered that right away
You: well unless he was frightened i would add 1+ whatever inches he had
Stranger: for a start,im a girl
Stranger: lol
You: so i was right?
You: u could have said ur boyfriends size
Stranger: i have no boyfriend
You: well maybe if u had a dildo
You: technically that is your dick
Stranger: im 13
You: oh dear
You: bad way to start the conversation
You: let me talk to you about the birds and the bees my dear...
You: opps.
Stranger: no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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So I just did twenty talks starting with Hi! / I am MILKRIBS4k!. 18 of the strangers just hung up, one asked who, so I had to repeat for him to hang up, and one called me an anus.

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You: ( ・∀・)I am MILKRIBS4k!
You: wwwwwwwwww
Stranger: Yeah
You: ( ・∀・)
Stranger: Wow.  mature
You: At least I have hair on my balls!
Stranger: Well, considering I don't have any balls, that's really not a good basis of maturity.
You: -_-

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You: Hi!
You: I am MILKRIBS4k!
You: I am here to make omegle a better place!
Stranger: Oh cool
You: We should introduce registration!
You: Then there will be no trolls!
You: What do you think!
Stranger: Are you sure about that?
You: Yes! MILKRIBS4k is sure that this will work!
You: We will have no queers either!
Stranger: What's to prevent people from registering more than once?
You: I can insure you I am no anus!
Stranger: O...K
You: People keep calling me an anus!
You: On world4ch!
You: It's full of trolls and queers!
Stranger: Who says "queers", anyway?
You: Jeepers creepers, I do!
Stranger: Did you just travel through time from the 60's or something?
You: NO THANK YOU
Stranger: 50's?
Stranger: No, back then queer had its original meaning still
You: I have a Mac!
You: Wanna see!
Stranger: No, not really
You: Why are you trolling MILKRIBS4k!
Stranger: I'm not really trolling, I don't think.
You: Yes you are a troll!
You: You are all trolling me!
Stranger: Define "trolling", first of all.
You: See you are trolling!

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>>33
lolwut

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You: Hello.
You: Want to take part in an experiment?
Stranger: ok
You: It will last about two minutes.
You: OK
Stranger: sure
You: I will say some things and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
You: There will be fifteen things.
You: Ready?
Stranger: go
You: Sun
Stranger: god
You: Spider
Stranger: man
You: Glass
Stranger: house
You: Window
Stranger: plane
You: Resonance
Stranger: voice
You: Count
Stranger: Dracula
You: Flower
Stranger: power
You: The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
Stranger: ahhhh
You: ( ≖‿≖)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>35
I chortled.

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>>33
Beautiful !

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You: pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot. its right that?
Stranger: then i don't need a jacket
You: OHIHIHIHIHAIHASIHIRHWEIHRIAEHASIDASJDASIPDOIAJDPQWOIJEQWOPJEQWJEQWJIEIQWJEOE
Stranger: thanks arthur
You have disconnected

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Hey /prog/ guy do more conversations involving (  ≖‿≖)

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I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.


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