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WILL SMITH'S PHONE NUMBER

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Call 519 719 8877!! Its will smith!!!

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that's Donny Osmond you jackass necrophile cuntflap...

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is this really will smith's number

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Wow, Will Smith is coming over and I'm going to show him my cactuses and then I'll go to his house and maybe he has cactuses too

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Niggers don't have cactuses, taking good care of an organism even as lowly as a cactus is too complicated for most niggers.

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Wow, guy with ascii gun doesn't love this thread enough to copypasta that.

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willl smith and i are dating

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1-586-222-8417

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*cacti

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i want his phone number

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I called but his mom said something about Bel-Air so i'm not quite sure what to think right now.

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>>13
THINK POSITIVE

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DOUBLE NIGGER

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>>15
http://podblanc.com/boss-nigger

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>>15
http://podblanc.com/boss-nigger

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watzup will smith.

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hollo dis is woll smoth

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hi :D

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tsau will

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519 is an area code in Ontario lol

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>>1
i called will smith and i said wanna hang out and he said yes so will smith and i are gonna hang out tomorrow it will be awesome we will eat icecream and we will walk by my school and everyone there will say wow its will smith are you with will smith now and then will smith will go wassup and they wouldnt know what to say and my teachers would give me all the correct answers on all the tests because will smith said so and then me and will smith will go and play at the playground swings and well see who swings the highest

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hey i wanna hang out with will smith too! -_-

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Will Smith is gonna rape your ass white boi

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will smith > chuck norris

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VIPPER > chuck norris

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>>26
>>27

will smith ≈ VIPPER

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penisbater

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>>28
chuck norris = anonymous
will smith = VIPPER

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holy shit that was his number

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holy shit that was his number

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>>31
>>32
Not the same poster.

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`no dont`

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yall mad stupid

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0800-WOOL-SMOOTH

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Him: Hello?
Me: Yes who is this?
Him: What?
Me: You called here about half an hour ago and left me a voicemail talking some kinda shit about battle toads.
Him: I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Are you sure? It says a 519 719 8877 called my house on 30 Nov 2008 at 2:30 pm.
Him: Well I'm really sorry.
Me: Damn niggers can't get their shit straight. Go back to fuckin' making shitty movies.
Him: Excuse me?
Me: That's right. Damn nigger. Should've just kept on doing that show you used to star on.
Him: You need some manners boy. You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bellair. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo homes to bellair!

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STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL

Adam and alisha DICKSON

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I called and some lady answered is dat will smith wifey?

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hi will smith i love your movies and shows like fresh prince of bel-air.You are so funny when you said i'm sorry jeffrey but i don't mean to be rude so get yo chilly in there and give me some food

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>>40
Good job bumping a thread that's nearly a year and a half old

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>>41
Welcome to VIP VIPPER, we hope you enjoy your stay.

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heii will smith.

i love you soo much.

just you can come home too me.

you are soo cool.

and i am 11 years old.

from yours biggest fan Anna<33

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In west philadelphia born and raised

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I'M ETHAN SHUTIKA, MY FACEBOOK USERNAME IS ESHUTIKA@GMAIL.COM AND MY PASSWORD IS virgin PLEASE TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF ME

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is this number even real? or is it some way for u ppl to get money outta us??????? cuz im a hugeeee fan of him!!!!!

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is this number even real? or is it some way for u ppl to get money outta us??????? cuz im a hugeeee fan of him!!!!!

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>>48

It's real, but please don't phone this weekend as I'm fucking busy again going on the rape.

Yours truly,

Will Smith xxx

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Everyone thinks there will smiths biggest fan that's BS I'm smiths biggest fan i mean i don't have a whole room dedicated to him because that's just creepy. i do have every one of his movies and every one of his movie posters because he is my idle I've seen every movie the first day it came out and that's no lie and this is not will smiths # you jackass

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wtf u racist b/i/t/c/h u dnt say the N word u can kiss my black ass u f/a/g/e/t

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Will Smith is a nigger. Someone call the /k/k/k/!!!

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listen mother fuckers 586-222-8417 is not will smiths fucking number.. my names matt and i live in michigan and people always call my number and ask for will smith AND ITS NOT WILL SMITHS FUCKING NUMBER!!!!!!!!!! stop fucking calling me before i blow up your fucking houses!!!!!

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586-222-8417 is not will smith ont ever fucking call me again u obsessed no life little 12 year old fucks!!!

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stfu Will Smith has two assholes!!! I know I fucked him!!!

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586-222-8417 is will smith's number, he's just trying too troll us away.

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nigger nigger nigger

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WILL SMITH can you hear me?

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Moshi moshi?

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Brian Midtle
45484
Spartan crescent Chilliwack BC
V2P6V2  CANADA

Timothy M. Rogerrs
2056 W.80th ST.
Chicago,IL 60620
PH.773-723-2992

He likes child pornography. He sells child pornography secretly.
He loves BDSM.
He loves child BDSM.
He is making love abnormally secretly.

His mother is a prostitute.
His father is a pusher.
Ladies and gentlemen. Let's write these sentences here and there.

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that is not will smith

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>>58
* African American

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hi will smith its hott shit my mom use to be your friend back when you still lived in philly on green st my friend nott as hott shit is in LLLLOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WITH U she thinks your so SEXY and wants to give you a BJ andis gona swallow you hole and lick you up and down untill you cant take it no more YYUUUMMMM. hI THIS IS HOTT SHIT'S FRIEND I DONT WANT TO GIVE U A BJ.BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MEET U IN PERSON. i LOVED U IN INDEPENDENCE DAY U WERE SO CUTE. i THINK UR AMAZING. iF I EVER MEET U I WILL PROBALY FAINT 4 A SEC THAN GET UR AUTAGRAPH. JUST TO LET U NO TELL UR SLUTTY WIFE BACK THE FUCK OFF DO U UNDERSTAND HE IS MY MAN. WATCH OUT...oK THATS NOT REALLY WHAT I WOULD SAY WHAT I WOULD SAY IS U CAN B HIS WIFE ONLY 4 THE FAME CAUSE IT WOULD BE WEIRD HAVING A WIFE AS A 16 YR OLD.bUT IN MY MIND AGE DOSENT MATTER N I LOVE SO FUCKING MUCH I WOULD DIE IF I MET U.i LOVE TO SEW N I GOT A MANICAN 4 XMAS N IT WAS A FEMALE ONE BUT JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YR I WILL GET A MALE N MAKE U THE BEST FUCKING CLOTHES IN THE WORLD.I JUST LOVE U SO MUCH.i WANT A PICTURE OF U N U HAVE UR AUTAGRAPH IN IT I LOVE U SO MUCH I LOVE U SO MUCH I WILL ALWAYS LOVE EVEN WHEN U DIE. WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN CAUSE UR THE BEST I LOVE U.
P.SI THINK UR THE BEST MALE ACTOR IN THE WORLD TO ME N DONT U FORGET IT EVER:)

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My number 0789427731 im chris miller and love new people

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hi is this wil smith ihave some one that is die   and she is an she what u to meet her asap

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>>3
I hate you.

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N*GGER

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JEWS

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>>68
*Afr*can American

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1 506 654 8353

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0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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wow

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stop calling me you fags

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112

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hi wi

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,realy looove you will smith.but if you get this coment please call 954-258-3284,but i really want to ttttttalk to jjjjaden sssssmith......

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U people is really getting on my mother fucking nervous u BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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U people is really getting on my mother fucking nervous u BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>78-79
``U people''? What the hell you mean, u people?

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Hi will smith im you and your daughters biggest fan, i listen 2 whip my hair 18 times a night, no joke. i wished for my birthday thatd ide meet u but that will never happen. x x X x x
Any way im Zak Tilley, i live in england at stratford my adrress is number 15 giffird walk. if your reading this tell your daughter im her biggest fan please!!! x

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Hi will smith im you and your daughters biggest fan, i listen 2 whip my hair 18 times a night, no joke. i wished for my birthday thatd ide meet u but that will never happen. x x X x x
Any way im Zak Tilley, i live in england at stratford my adrress is number 15 giffird walk. if your reading this tell your daughter im her biggest fan please!!! x

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lool dubs again >__<

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>>88
Stop spamming that.

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>>89
sounds like you're jealous of my dubs!

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>>88,90

Back to /b/, please

>>89
Agreed.

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hey this is tiffani jackson and willow smith phone number is 1-900-jeff and nicki minaj number is 646-533-0341

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UNITED FLIGHT 93 GET

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94 bottles of beer on the wall GET

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Windows 95 GET

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Windows 96 GET

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Office 97 GET

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Windows dubs GET

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100 GET

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/vip/ 101 (A course on vipness) GET

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>>1

Hey. Will Smith here. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER, BITCH?

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Because I am fucking amazing so r u

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Will Smith

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The fuck is this board?

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Fifty-three times two, GET

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confirmed. for once vipper is an honest faggot.

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>>105
It's VIP QUALITY!

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Big Willy

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wow none of these are will smiths real numbers....

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TRIPS

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>>109
Do you think that Will Smith calls his penis Big Willy?

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>>112
more like Big Little Big Willy

Because he is Big Willy, and his Little Big Willy is also Big

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Big, big Willy. He's willy, willy big.

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Hi will smith, am a big fan of yours, your son jaden smith, and your daugther willow smith. Can yall come down to miami and do a big concert for me please thank you........

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whats up will do u want to talk to me and what is ur number so we can txt each other

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MY NUMBER IS 2335704

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ha haa

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Hi ma name is claudia.i want a penpal

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NO! I AM THE FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!

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eMAIL ME AT BITCHASSNIGGA@GMAIL.COM YALL NEED TO STOP ME AND JADEN WENT OUT BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS AND I GOT HIS CELL SO EMAIL ME AND ILL GET HIS NUMBER TO YOU

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prank call 404 519 7604

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yes that's his number bruh!

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Elly got trolled bad. :D fucking retard cunt!

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will smith hello I am from Germany and I live in aachen, I want to be actor and I hope I can help who they think I can not do it and they do not help me but still I am no matter when the best actor of the world they can remember the name Onur Afyon and the rebates they think what I wrote was just a joke then they have something of geirt I'm 13 years old so she can help me now but if they do not help me then I'm 18 years hope for America and stand before the tür.Und open me the door

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and I am born on 24.09.1998

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>>135
just call the number ^^^^^^^^
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WTF is going on in here?

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Battletoads, >>137.  That's WTF is going on in here.

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hi my name is jayla I  am a big fan   . I was wondering if you wood  like  to  meet me  o  and  I  am a  kids  in  that  email is  my  email.  I love you  I hope  you  love me.  calll me  at   529-9653  o   text  me  your  numbere

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DES MAGS

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what in the fuck

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this thread is old as fuck and was probly a fake number anyways but imma see what happens

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>>143
it's now Adam & Alesha Dixon...wait a minute alesha dixon? this bitch? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alesha_Dixon

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Will smith # is 2036002389

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Hey everyone please will you stop with the bad comment and get a life..
I know will smith I got his number and don't ask for it

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it is 920-946-2333 kk

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I used my satellite phone to call each of these numbers from my bunk aboard the International Space Station.

Two were african americans, and nearly everyone I called had heard of Will Smith (Although some responded with 'Isn't he Willow daddy?'"

I am disappoint. I wanted to talk to my hero Will Smith, as it was his movie Independence Day which finally gave me the incentive to choose military pilot, and then space exploration as a career path.

Please, let's keep the posts valid,
I've now wasted $24,000 in a few days, and short of a second
mortgage or a philanthropic Nigerian Prince, I am unsure how I will avoid losing my new vehicle.

Also, the satellite phone I use was ruled as unsafe for use aboard the ISS as well as NASA shuttles, so needless to say, I am also without a job now, but it is the lack of a phone call to my Hero that really grinds my gears.

How could you do this to VIPPER?  
HOW?!

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>>146
Hey everyone please will you stop with the bad comment and get a life..
and get a life..
a life

We're VIPPERS - we don't HAVE lives! That's why we're HERE!

I also didn't know that Will Smith hung with illiterates who can't even spell his name right. Will Smith. Not will smith. We might be Vippers, but we're old enough to spell. We're above the age of 8.

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301-875-8077

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i want his so send it to me or i break your fucking leg

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i want his so send it to me or i break your fucking leg

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hi, Will smith I'm search a biggest fan of Jaden smith and willow smith. Any way I wrote my own new song and I want Jaden smith to sing with me but I don't have his number. I LOVE U JADEN SMITH. I live at 1015 chandler ridge drive Lawrenceville Georgia 30045,Ga.my name is Priscilla.

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Hi, I'm Danny Wilson. Ma Dad works at Intro-movies and he has Will Smith phone number. Last week, I got on ma Dad's phone and got his number and I called it and he picked it up..i mean i didnt really believe it but he did picked and he told me to call him back cos he was in the gym but i didnt cos i feel shaken every time i wanna call cos i cant believe i'm actually speaking to the Legend. So if any of you guys want his digits, call me but i'm gonna ask for some with it so dont call if you aint interested. +2348143160838

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>>153
I thought your name was Will Smith!

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>>1
Yo is this will smith

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My name is Anthony u probably see mean less stuff here in all these and my words but listen up real quik I wanna be an actor or a baseball player or a singer and I got the talent for all of that so if u don't mind take a little bit of time and look at this message. I think ur son looks like a pretty cool guy and I would like to meet. I'm only 14 years 6 foot and I'm a quarter back in football. Text me at kik it's a messaging thing I'm not giving a phone # out. This is my kik Anthammer8

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My name is Anthony u probably see mean less stuff here in all these and my words but listen up real quik I wanna be an actor or a baseball player or a singer and I got the talent for all of that so if u don't mind take a little bit of time and look at this message. I think ur son looks like a pretty cool guy and I would like to meet. I'm only 14 years 6 foot and I'm a quarter back in football. Text me at kik it's a messaging thing I'm not giving a phone # out. This is my kik Anthammer8


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