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The ULTIMATE guide to getting laid

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Hi, my name is John and I have been with more than 250 women.
You're probably wondering how I do it, right? Well, it's not that hard if you follow my "ULTIMATE guide to getting laid".
Let's start with the base:
What kind of women should you look for?
You obviously want great sex with hot women, but you don't want them to say no.
Well, here is what you should look for:
1. Blind women.
2. Women with Down's Cyndrome.
3. 5 to 9 year old women.
4. Crack addicts.
5. Homeless women.

Now, once you have found a woman such as this, what do you do?
For numbers 1, 2, 3 it's very simple:
1. Take to dark alley.
2. Make love.

For 4 and 5, just offer some money or crack for number 4.
If you find a really desperate one, the love-making will be extremely hot.

Yup it's that easy. Just follow my guide and you too will fuck like me, which means like a real pro.

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LMFAO

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Wewt for number 3!

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the best part was the 'C' in 'Cyndrome'

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thanks for the advice.

i allready practised number 3 tho.

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>>1
ROFL

>>4
lol

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WOW' THATS' SICK' MAN

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>>7
But doable. And that's what counts--a man's success in how many wimminz he can do.

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In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

1. Watch the video "R.I.P. Holly Ackerman" here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIy2AymZywk

2. Post this message 3 times

R.I.P. Holly Ackerman

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http://www.fuckanywoman.com

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>>10
>>11
>>12
why do you do this, do you really get paid to do this shit

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>>9
Does this mean that these horror films were actually educational films on how to rape violent ghosts? All this time I was scared, when I should have been horny!

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The best way to get laid is by not fucking bragging about it on the internet mere seconds later.

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[08:18:04 PM] oh im so SIC: do u ever get it right when ur looking at
              a guy and u suddenly look at his penis
[08:18:09 PM] oh im so SIC: and then u can't stop lookin gat it
[08:18:12 PM] oh im so SIC: but ur trying not too
[08:18:20 PM] Damo: it's like that with me and cleavage
[08:18:36 PM] oh im so SIC: oh thast ok i dont' have to worry then
[08:18:39 PM] oh im so SIC: hehe
[08:18:39 PM] Damo: lol
[08:18:47 PM] oh im so SIC: even i get that with cleavage
[08:18:51 PM] Damo: hoo boy
[08:18:52 PM] oh im so SIC: im like 'whoa mama!'
[08:18:53 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[08:18:57 PM] Damo: hahaha
[08:18:58 PM] Damo: whoa mama
[08:19:00 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[08:19:02 PM] oh im so SIC: dunno
[08:19:05 PM] oh im so SIC: the girl i suppose
[08:19:22 PM] Damo: high school girls
[08:19:23 PM] Damo: so wrong
[08:19:27 PM] Damo: on the bus
[08:19:27 PM] oh im so SIC: who
[08:19:28 PM] oh im so SIC: me
[08:19:29 PM] Damo: must avert eyes
[08:19:32 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[08:19:40 PM] oh im so SIC: high school girls are always such sluts
[08:19:44 PM] Damo: they sure look it
[08:19:47 PM] Damo: with their eye shadow
[08:20:20 PM] oh im so SIC: and hitched up school skirts
[08:20:31 PM] oh im so SIC: and hairstlyes that must of taken all
              morning to do
[08:20:32 PM] oh im so SIC: christ
[08:20:43 PM] Damo: yes
[08:20:53 PM] Damo: drop that bus ticket
[08:20:54 PM] Damo: bend over

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>>15
Like you would know about getting laid, your daddy don't count.

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That reminds me of the time that two high school girls sat beside me on both sides on the bus. They kept talking about their boyfriend's cocks and they wanted me to whip mine out so that they could pump it by hand so that they could compare the size from memory. Unfortunately, my autism was too intense and so I didn't show them anything. To this day, those sluts of Ohio think I am gay. I'm not.

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>>18
Sound like a bunch of whores. Remember Anon, professionals have [i]standards.

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>>20
So are you saying that there is a nation that even America wouldn't fuck over? That's good to know.

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Why nice guys finish last : http://MenNewsletter.com/ONSE

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\excellent thread

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So basically take advantage of desperate women.

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tititititiitiitiititity

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>>26
Why not? Usually it's women taking advantage of desperate men.

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you would be Best Dad Evar to your little girl if she got HelloKitty-imprinted toast every morning

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Free money? ^-^

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>>33
NOT on my furniture mister.


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