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The Cummed Being Of Pleasure Inside

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Oh not this again. Somebody shoot this guy.

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The Pressure of Being Crammed Inside

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Which do you think is the better quality? Be honest now.

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I prefer Garnet

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Can't make a garnet necklace though

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vip is eternal

pearls are made from clams

know the difference.  it could save you life

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I lost some life recently and am interested in regaining it and learning how I can prevent further loss of life?

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Can someone explain this "vip quality" meme to me, please? Sorry, I'm new -_-

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You'll know when you're tanasinn or if you pay DADDY COOL enough ;)

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OP are you still there?

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Please rspv OP

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vip quality is the act of flicking a piece of self collected faeces onto another person without them knowing

the trick is whispering vip quality as you pass them and waiting for them to discover the trick

once you have successfully completed the task you may consider yourself true vip quality

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Flirting with women: The Ultimate Guide

Hey Dude,

Imagine this...

You're at a bar and see a cute girl. You take action and confidently approach her. She responds to your conversation starter and seems pretty interested.

Now what?

If you're like most guys, you WORRY so much about the "pick up line" that you give no thought to what you'll say once you're talking to a girl.

The truth is this is NOT your fault! It seems like the Internet is FILLED with products that ONLY concentrate on approaching OR using weird, canned routines.

So you've probably haven't seen anything about one of the FUNDAMENTAL ingredients to attraction:

HOW TO FLIRT AND TALK TO WOMEN

You see, your ability to carry a conversation is directly related to ability to attract the interest of a woman.

Unfortunately, most products COMPLETELY ignore this aspect of attraction OR minimally cover the basics of flirting. So up till now, you probably haven't had a chance to learn the VITAL skills necessary for flirting with a woman.

Now things have suddenly changed! The other day, I came across a resource called "Flirt Mastery: How to Flirt a and Create Hypnotic Conversations with Women" written by a guy named Steve Scott : http://www.flirtmastery.com

FLIRTING FOR GUYS

What makes this system so special?

Well inside Steve's system, you'll find a step-by-step blueprint for creating flirty conversations that ACTUALLY help you with attracting the women you want!

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Hi!

We've been over a bunch of ways to spice things up in the bedroom, but now we need to slow it down some.

I mean, a night of passion is enough to send me over the edge, don't get me wrong, but you've got to get me to that point first. So now we need to talk about... ahem... going "down south."

Yep. It's that time. It's practically an epidemic how few guys are actually good at this.

And there are plenty of girls who actually prefer getting oral sex to having sex itself. Well, as long as its good. So let's dedicate the next few tips to whipping you into shape.

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Before that, though, let's take a look at http://reviveherdrive.com/presentation-vwo-outrage-rose2 . I know you can't click on every single link that winds up in your inbox, but if you're going to look at any of them, this is the one. Seriously hot stuff in there, and I would know. So click click click!

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Have you ever looked in your wife or girlfriend's closet and wished you had sex for every time she bought a new pair of shoes?

Here is a complimentary audio dialog for your knowledge : http://personallifemedia.com/2014/04/get-her-to-say-yes-to-sexual-intimacy-everytime

YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHOES

If you are trying to generate the masculine/feminine dynamic and inject polarity into your relationship, I commend you.

Women nowadays are so "masculine" in their career that it's a damned nice break to relax into a man's arms and let him care for you.

One thing I hear repeatedly is that men today are too feminine. I wonder if it's more that many women are so used to taking care of business that they forget to allow their man the space to step in and take charge.

I notice just as many men letting doors go in my face as I do women who stride ahead of their guys and open doors for themselves.

I've learned to linger...

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You whip your penis out and ask "so what are we going to do about this here?"

Works every time.

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Ah gots the dick, baby

Pay extra attention to your intonation. It should sound as though you were a two decades trained apprentice and successor to the art's lineage in a long line of cotton-pickers, after a hard day's labour on the fields.

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FROG RAPE 700GET

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Hi everyone

today is my birthday

love you all

anon

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nnngggghh

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Good to know you are growing a year older!

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>>1

Do your boobs grew bigger every birthday?

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Happy birthday!

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[8:14] ZARDOZ!

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ZARDOZ!

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ZARDOZ!

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ZARDOZ!

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JEWS

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MOLTREZ

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Also, Anonymous > VIPPER forever.

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Holy shit that's hot.

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The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.

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Delete posted by user.

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[10:210] wasteland

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is what describes this place

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Then who moderates world4ch? I mean we have a report system but nothing gets logged since no one has actually logged in to https://dis.4chan.org/admin-n/login in a long time.

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>MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE INSIDE MY HEAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

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Arabs are allowed to live everywhere, but Jews are only allowed to live in the “[[State of Israel]]” reservation. If they live outside the reservation, they are called “illegal settlers.”


The so-called “Palestinian people” are the modern descendants of Arabian colonists placed in Eretz Yisrael by Europeans and Arab overlords in order to deny the Jewish people their homeland. In fact, the only real reason the United Nations initially granted Israel the right to exist was because they thought the Jews would be slaughtered by the Arabs, and that would solve the Jewish question. When, against all odds, the Jews managed to beat back the marauding Arab hordes, the United Nations became enraged that the Jews survived and so continue to this day to strive for the annihilation of the Jewish people, primarily through their Arab proxy soldiers erroneously called “Palestinians.”


It's funny how the UN and all the politicians are all wringing their hands and saying how terrible the situation in Syria is, yet they never even made a peep or did anything about the genocide perpetrated by the Arab Muslims against the indigenous non-Muslim Africans of Sudan.


"Palestinians" are simply Arabs who took over Jewish land. When the Jews returned to their land after being ethnically cleansed, more Arabs flocked to the land and then the Arabs waged war against the Jewish people, eventually causing another ethnic cleansing of Judea and Samaria and the Old City, which previously had significant Jewish populations. Now these Arabs are claiming to be the "real" Native Americans, too. The Arabs illegally took the land from the Jews first. But of course, in your view, history didn't start until the Jews took their land back and went back to their homes in Judea, Samaria, and Jerusalem.

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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY JEWS, READY THE OVENS.

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drive like jehu

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Thumbs up

wwwwwww KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hahahahaha

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sadly true hahaha

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>>511
"And this retarded attempt of your has already died out."

Well, I guess I won't have to tell some news then

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Molester JEWS

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LOL so randum huh :) just like me..... CUPKAES!!!!!!


oh i'm sorry, the lulzness attacked me again... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[12:24] This thread

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This thread is a very important topic, and as such I have started this thread in order to discuss this thread.

What do you think of this thread? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you want to see it threadstopped? What direction do you think this thread will go, and what direction do you think it should go? What should this thread have that it doesn't already?

Your opinions about this thread are important, so please voice them in this thread.

Also, please don't start new threads to discuss this thread. This thread, and only this thread, is to be used for discussion of this thread.

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I think this thread is a special breed of terrible.
Both incredibly over-reaching, and unbelievably under-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

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Yesterday I was going through a really tough time and this thread was here for me.

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I think this thread is a special breed of wonderful.
Both incredibly far-reaching, and unbelievable well-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

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its aight

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Hey thread, it's me again. Today was my mothers birthday so I went out to my with her and the rest of my family. At first it was great. One of the waitresses was pretty cute, plus she was pretty into me. She came over to bus our table even though she wasn't supposed to bus for us. She bused only my plates and left the rest. Also I overheard her talking to the other waitresses. She said something like "See how cute that guy at that table is? Do you think hes cute too?" I didn't try to flirt with her or anything, but I appreciate the attention.
Then things got a little weird. It was one of those places where the chefs cook in front of you and I ordered the red snapper. The chef insisted that he had to make his special fish sauce for me. He asked one of the waiters to bring him some wasabi. I don't like spicy things, so I was pretty nervous about that. He spent like 5 minutes carefully mixing together wasabi with like 8 other ingredients so I couldn't not try it without being really rude. It actually turned out to be pretty good.
The meal would have been an over all great experience, but after we were done eating and we put our leftover food in to-go cases my family decided to sit at the table for an extra 30 minutes. The place was full, the staff clearly didn't want us to stay that long, there were people we were making wait. It was terrible. Most of my family were too drunk to realize the wait staff were politely trying to make us leave. Plus I just sat there silently for almost the entire 30 minutes. I tried to get them to leave twice, but they insisted that they needed to finish their drinks. The rest of the time the just talked to each other and not to me. I don't understand why they get upset when I never celebrate anything with them, but completely ignore me when I do go with them. I think I probably wont go next time. I hope that doesn't make me a bad family member.

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田代打とうぜ

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むしろこっちの方が最近のVIPよりもVIPっぽい

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[14:218] first poast

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oh fuck

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SNAX = ZARDOZ!

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jews did 9/11

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Did snaks died?

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>>216
he still posts on /r9k/

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gosh 2004 feels so long ago
was i even born back then
who knows

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Also known as the good Internet, for example:
http://www.dmoz.org/
http://dis.4chan.org/vip/
http://sdf.org/
http://textfiles.com/
http://www.nethack.org/
http://www.eternal-september.org/
ftp://ftp.idsoftware.com/idstuff/
gopher://gopher.meulie.net/1/
gopher://nemesis.cs.berkeley.edu/1
irc://open.ircnet.net
irc://irc.efnet.org
nntp://alt.bbs
telnet://digitaldistortionbbs.com

Please add more links to this list as your own discretion, we must save our legacy. Thanks for your attention.EOF

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NOT VIP QUALITY!

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mfisn.com

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King of the Internet

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The oldest Blender wiki:

http://www.c2.com/cgi/wiki/wiki?BlenderWiki
"A lot has changed since this page was started... This may be considered off topic for the c2.com wiki, but this page has survived for almost 2 years (as of Jan 2003), so I don't think this will be a problem."

Also it was never saved in the Web Archive until this post.
(1/6 of century after its creation.)

https://web.archive.org/web/20140325170712/http://www.c2.com/cgi/wiki/wiki?BlenderWiki

Also http://www.c2.com/cgi/wiki/ (since 1996).

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Right, but where else am I supposed to talk about anime?

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where did rs.4chan.org go Moot i would like an answer please!!!

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Twilight Zone

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[17:38] Nigger rape

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The story line comes straight of Hollywood: Six sadistic individuals kidnap a West Virginia woman. They rape her, force her to eat rat and dog feces, make her drink from a toilet, stab her multiple times, and call her “nigger” every time they beat her.


No, this isn’t the storyline to “Silence of the Lambs” or a Morgan Freeman thriller. It is a true story.


Authorities in West Virginia have six whites in custody – and are searching for two others – in what is being described as a heinous hate crime.


Amazingly, a mother and her son, and a mother and her daughter, are among those arrested for their involvement in the case.


The 23-year-old woman was only saved when police received an anonymous tip, and saw the woman limp to the door pleading, “Help me!”


According to the Charleston Gazette, which published the story after the woman’s mother talked to them, they also doused the young woman with hot water while she was sexually assaulted.


"She wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, 'Mommy,"' the mother told the paper. "What's really bad is that we don't know everything they did to her. She is crying all the time."


Now what is amazing is that the charges filed against the six range from sexual assault and malicious wounding to kidnapping and giving false information during a felony investigation. They all have bond set at $100,000.


So six Black youths are involved a fight where a white teen was beaten unconscious – but went to a party later that night – and they were hit with attempted murder charges in Jena, La.


Those young men faced life in prison before the charges were reduced.


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>>1


-- September 11, 2007.

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Way to bump a five year old thread

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[18:5] VIPPER

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How many people are there on here anyways?

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like, a billion

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a billion plus one

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I wish I was at my swamp taking a fat ogre shit

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Ogres probably take huge shits

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